Poland Spring

[kinch]

Another useless thread from me.

So I went kayaking in Maine a few weeks ago with this German Paleooceanography professor from Columbia.

We were in Maine and visited Poland Spring.

We. Saw. The. SOURCE. Literally, it is called "the Source." It was like I was in the Matrix and had found the holy grail all in one. It is in a mausoleum of pure marble. There is nobody around. You can visit this museum there too, again, nobody there. It is all super nice and marble and granite. Very weird.

Anyway, I want to support them, and I dig trees and the environment and stuff or whatever. . .

But my whole point here is this: I hate the freaking flimsy bottles. I must leave them.

Um. Yeah. Just wondering if anyone else hates the new environmental bottles. There is nothing environmentally sound about drinking bottled water anyway, give me a real bottle.

I have moved on to a steal bottle I refill, all because of them.

 

[kinch]

Wow, this may be my most pointless thread ever, which is saying something. So here is this:

The first person that responds to this post will receive a rubber chicken in the mail. No shit. And it has been all over the world, and passed around, and needs a new owner. I have pics.

Cheers.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I don't want your fucking chicken, you sicko.

 

[AKAK]

I don't want your [censored]ing chicken, you sicko.

I do! I do!


(But, alas, I'm at least second... so, I lose. Kyle, please PM kinch your mailing address)

 

[BUCKYLE]

I have no idea where the water I drink comes from. I assume the tap water from the town the brewery is located in.

 

[jwinslow]

I have moved on to a steal bottle I refill, all because of them.

This doesn't seem like a supportable green model on a large scale.

 

[kinch]

I do! I do!


(But, alas, I'm at least second... so, I lose. Kyle, please PM kinch your mailing address)

If he doesn't want it it's yours.

He has been photographed all over the world. My favorite moment with him: Cortesana and I were in York at their cathedral, one of the most beautiful in the world. She threw it up for an "in flight" picture, and it landed way up on a ledge.

She got the Bishop and police to retrieve it. It was hilarious. "A rubber chicken you say? And this chicken is important? We shall grab the ladders!"

And yes, I have the Bishop posing with said chicken, and the police. :)

We just pass it on from person to person. "Flight of the Chicken" isn't up yet though on the web. We did record surgery on him. . . Hmm.

It's a worthwhile chicken, is all I am saying.

 

[Muck]

This doesn't seem like a supportable green model on a large scale.

Well technically stealing could be considered recycling.

 

[jwinslow]

Well technically stealing could be considered recycling.

Yes, but unless some rich fuddy duddy has a warehouse full of them to be stolen, eventually sparse inventory will become a roadblock.

 

[buckeyegrad]

You may be interested in this book as the author covers Poland Spring and the controversy in Freyburg, ME. Will certainly make you question drinking any bottled water if you want to be eco-friendly. However, I will warn you that the book is not well written IMO--but an interesting topic nonetheless.

 

[AKAK]

If he doesn't want it it's yours.

He has been photographed all over the world. My favorite moment with him: Cortesana and I were in York at their cathedral, one of the most beautiful in the world. She threw it up for an "in flight" picture, and it landed way up on a ledge.

She got the Bishop and police to retrieve it. It was hilarious. "A rubber chicken you say? And this chicken is important? We shall grab the ladders!"

And yes, I have the Bishop posing with said chicken, and the police. :)

We just pass it on from person to person. "Flight of the Chicken" isn't up yet though on the web. We did record surgery on him. . . Hmm.

It's a worthwhile chicken, is all I am saying.

No... no... Kyle wants it. He was just kidding.

I'm presuimng a rubber chicked in "choke proof?"

 

[BUCKYLE]

No... no... Kyle wants it. He was just kidding.

I'm presuimng a rubber chicked in "choke proof?"

I can take a picture of it with the "Big Basket".

Whooptie fucking doo.

You can get it drunk.

 

[AKAK]

I can take a picture of it with the "Big Basket".

Whooptie [censored]ing doo.

You can get it drunk.

Let's send it to Muffler Dragon's in-laws in Nebraska along with a good Meth Recipe.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Let's send it to Muffler Dragon's in-laws in Nebraska along with a good Meth Recipe.

OK. Send the recipe and the chicken to me and I'll forward it.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

We. Saw. The. SOURCE. Literally, it is called "the Source." It was like I was in the Matrix and had found the holy grail all in one. It is in a mausoleum of pure marble. There is nobody around. You can visit this museum there too, again, nobody there. It is all super nice and marble and granite. Very weird.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Also, please tell us more about this German paleooceanographer. I'm intrigued. Really.