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Falling leaves, pumpkin patch
College starts, here comes the snatch
Brand new trip to the store
Dress to impress the nasty whores
Who will soon be knocking on my door?

The world is full of chickenheads
The kind of woman you'd never wed
A kind of girl who the fall time brings
Setting out to ruin dreams
Your done with her, now please go hide
Never again, you still have an ounce of pride....
 
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Not a Fall Poem

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From the Dhammapada



Better than a thousand
Hollow words
Is one word that brings peace.
Better than a thousand
Hollow verses
Is one verse that brings peace.
Better than a hundred
Hollow lines
Is one line of the law, Bringing peace.
It is better to conquer yourself
Than to win a thousand battles;
Then the victory is yours.
 
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10,000


Ten thousand flowers in spring,
the moon in autumn,
a cool breeze in summer,
snow in winter.
If your mind isn't clouded
by unnecessary things,
this is the best season of your life.​

Wu Men​
 
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]
A Fart[/FONT]​


[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]A fart can be quiet,[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]A fart can be loud,[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]Some leave a powerful,[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]Poisonous cloud.[/FONT]​

[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]A fart can be short,[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]Or a fart can be long,[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]Some farts have been known,[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]To sound just like a song.[/FONT]​

[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]Some farts do not smell,[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]While others are vile,[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]A fart may pass quickly,[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]Or linger awhile.[/FONT]​

[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]A fart can create[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]A most-curious medley,[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]A fart can be harmless,[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]Or silent, but deadly.[/FONT]​

[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]A fart can occur[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]In a number of places,[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]And leave everyone[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]With strange looks on their faces.[/FONT]​

[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]From wide-open prairies,[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]To small elevators,[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]A fart will find all of us[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]Sooner or later.[/FONT]​

[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]So be not afraid[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]Of the invisible gas,[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]For always remember,[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]That farts, too, shall pass.[/FONT]​
 
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There is no bad time for poetry.
Here is one about the fall of life.

Years ago Helen Ready sang a song that went;
I am woman hear me roar.
Now that same woman sings;

I am woman hear me snore
I can blow your ass out the door
 
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Best Buckeye;845366; said:
Now that same woman sings;

I am woman hear me snore
I can blow your ass out the door

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:slappy:
 
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Women and clouds
always beautiful always there
no one cares.

Women are always caring
and always sharing
no one cares.

Women are always working
Cooking and cleaning
no one cares

Women are as soft as a flowers petal
and the strentgh in our lives
Please don't bruise the petals.
 
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