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vrbryant

vrbryant

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...I tried plugging it into Dictionary.com's text translator, but nothing came out.

her: Would you be mad if Liz set me up with one of her friends?
me: ...yes?
her: Really?
me: ...yes?
her: Oh...okay...
her: Like upset 'you wouldn't talk to me' or upset, like, disappointed?
me: We could still be friends, I suppose.
her: wow...ok...
me: Is that bad?
her: kind of
me: How is it bad that we'd still be friends?
her: it's bad that we couldn't continue dating
me: So what you're saying is that you think that you should be able to go out with this guy and have our "relationship" suffer no ill effects?
her: I think I've said from the beginning that I am not ready to commit.
I don't think I should be punished for being honest.
me: Who's being punished?
I just don't think I would take you going out with another guy as lightly as I would a change of nail polish.
her: ok...
I think it's punishment to not date anymore if I were to go on a date.
I mean--isn't this what people do? Date?
me: You're asking me?
Like I know? lol
I don't know--maybe it is.
And you should absolutely feel free to go on a date with him if you want. I'm not your warden.
her: i'm very confused.
me: How so?
her: I don't know.
Are you still coming over tonight?
me: Total Catch-22, though. You say, "I think I might go on a date with this guy." If I say, "Okay," it can be perceived that I don't really value our relationship enough to defend it. If I say, "Now hang on a minute," it can be perceived that I take our relationship too seriously. There's no right answer.
And yeah, I was planning on it...
her: Fine. Are we still having salmon?
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Thanks in advance.
 
F that bro. I don't know how serious you guys are, but, it sounds serious enough that the question was brought up. If you don't want her to go out with another dude, let it be known.
 
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vrbryant;655334; said:
Please translate this:...I tried plugging it into Dictionary.com's text translator, but nothing came out.
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Well, did you try this:or this:If neither one works, then its basically untranslatable, er, untranslatible, uh, well, it can't be translated. And dictionary.com doesn't accept gibberish.
 
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Hadn't tried the silent treatment yet, no. Although I'm really not the passive-aggressive type.

For purposes of context, we've been "dating" (hanging out, having a good time, what have you) for a little over three months. This particular conversation started out as a joke (I think?), but somehow it became an issue that I would have an issue.
 
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vrbryant;655383; said:
Hadn't tried the silent treatment yet, no. Although I'm really not the passive-aggressive type.

For purposes of context, we've been "dating" (hanging out, having a good time, what have you) for a little over three months. This particular conversation started out as a joke (I think?), but somehow it became an issue that I would have an issue.
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sounds a bit like displacement.. i'd still toss her back with the other fishes... 3 months is a decent amount of time and to now be asking.... odd...
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;655400; said:
I think it means, "Bury your cock in my mouth, you smelly Viking"
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I like that answer.

And if Tibor has anything accurate to say (including, but not limited to, "You are a festering pussy."), I am more than willing to hear it. Unlike some others who have ventured down this particular road, I am fully aware of the dangers of divulging 'personal information', and am actually looking forward to being forced to defend myself. :chompy:
 
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