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Please kill me now....

iambrutus

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  • They just moved these broads to the other side of the cubical wall from me...the one talks all day long (and loud at that...) if thats not enough she says this all day long and it really makes me want to kill her...

    "Stop the madness"

    ya know that Susan power/powder (what ever her name was) thing, the skinny exercise freak...yeah not this fat cow, she tips at about 225-250, bright RED (maroon) hair, holy fuck just kill me now...or slip rat poison in her coffee...

    i'll be back...gotta run to the acme....
     
    Why am I imagining the annoying receptionist in Office Space? You must be having a case of the Tuesdays. :p

    I have an annoying chick in my office too. She feels the need to talk to everyone all the time and she talks way too loud. One time I turned the mic volume way up on her headset so that people she talks to on the phone, would tell her to be quiet, but it didn't work. I swear she is half deaf or something. She also uses the words "yous" and "seen" way too much.
     
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    exhawg said:
    Why am I imagining the annoying receptionist in Office Space? You must be having a case of the Tuesdays. :p
    "hell no man, i think a guy could get himself killed saying something like that"

    seriously, the 1st time i saw office space, i was just in college and working part time, laughed, got some of the humor. now that i watch it (about 4-5 times a year), i laugh so hard, my life at work is office space. I am peter. anyone that works in an office (and isn't in management) is peter.
     
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    Truthfully I thought Office Space looked stupid when it first came out, but my friends made me watch it when we had some down time on our trip to Europe back in 2001. It is now one of my favorite movies. We were quoting lines for the whole 3 weeks we were over there.
     
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    Sounds familiar. One of our billing ladies.........she has this laugh. It literally makes my spine sieze up and turn sideways. Everytime she laughs, I end up slamming my head through the wall. Sounds like a dolphin, but like 50X louder.
     
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