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Pittsburgh Steelers (official thread)

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BuckNutty;1426361; said:
If nothing else we could get Gary Russell and Carey Davis off the kick return team. Is there a less feared tandem in the NFL?
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Larry Flynt and Chrisopher Reeves?

Oh, in the NFL. No, no one in the NFL is less feared unless Ben and Casey Hampton drop back to return some.
 
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ProFootballTalk.com - BRYANT RE-SIGNS WITH STEELERS

With Pittsburgh cornerback Bryant McFadden gone to the Cardinals, cornerback Fernando Bryant has re-signed with the Steelers.

Per a league source, it?s a one-year deal.

Bryant, a ten-year veteran, spent five years with the Jaguars and then four with the Lions. He appeared in two games last season for the Steelers.
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Got this email a few days ago. I've cleaned up about a million spelling errors.. and still might have missed a few.

Steelers to Lose Super Bowl Trophies
Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only team to win six titles, will soon be losing half of those trophies. After a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Goodell and President Barack Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steelers' Super Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams in the league.

?We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl.? said Obama ?We are not about to lose this Great American tradition in the wake of these difficult times.? Obama?s plan calls for the Steelers, who are a successful NFL team, to give half of their Super Bowl trophies to teams that are not successful or have not been as successful as the Steelers. ?The Detroit Loins are just as much a part of the same fiber of the NFL as the Steelers and they should, no rather will, be entitled to a Super Bowl Trophy as well.? Obama explains in his plan that he has imposed on Goodell and the NFL.

The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team play, stellar draft choices, responsible investing of free agents, careful hiring of coaches and excellent community service and commitment to their fans, has prospered greatly during the past 30 years and have won six Super Bowl Trophies. But President Barack Obama?s plan calls for the Pittsburgh Steelers to carry the larger burden of the NFL?s less successful teams. Obama went on to further proclaim, ?In these difficult times we are all in this to work together. We must reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for every team, for every city and for every fan.?

?My plan will not affect 31 of the 32 teams in the league.? Obama assures. That?s over 95 percent of the teams in the NFL will not have to worry about losing any Super Bowl Trophies. ?The worst teams in the NFL and the teams that can?t seem to get a break and win a championship will no longer have to worry about going without a title.? Obama promises. ?We are a country and league of hope. We all need to make a change. It does not matter the color of the teams uniforms, the personal decisions that the teams make or their performance but rather if they are a member of this great American league.?

The Super Bowl XLIII trophy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit Lions. Through no fault of their own incompetence, the Lions could not manage a victory all season and this trophy will help ease the pain of their lack of performance and give them hope once again. The redistribution of Super Bowl XL trophy will go directly to the Steeler?s division rival the Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals who also have fallen on hard times have never won a Super Bowl. This victory will bring a smile to hundreds of Bengal fans all over the world as they can now celebrate. Finally, one of the Steeler?s two Super Bowl victories over the Dallas Cowboys will go back to the Cowboys since the league needs to provide hope in the face of difficulty and provide hope in the face of uncertainty. This is a heavy burden for the Steelers but together we can all prosper.

Pittsburgh Steelers owner Dan Rooney, current ambassador to Ireland for the Obama administration, had this to say: "This is certainly not the CHANGE I had HOPED for when supporting Barack Obama in the election. Sharing the wealth takes on a whole new meaning when it is your wealth being SHARED." All hope is not lost for Pittsburgh fans, Barack Obama has another plan in place. Obama has meet with MLB and commissioner Bud Selig on a similar plan. The New York Yankees will redistribute two of their world series trophies to the Pittsburgh Pirates as a supplement to their losing 16 straight seasons and counting. This plan will help stimulate the Pirates and enable them to regain the American Dream. Barack Obama will be meeting with the NHL and Michael Phelps in the upcoming weeks as this issue is high on his agenda for ?Hope and Change.? Obama provides hope to NFL teams.

Steelers must now share their wealth and fruits of their success and hard work.
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scooter1369;1440136; said:
Got this email a few days ago. I've cleaned up about a million spelling errors.. and still might have missed a few.
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I got that, too. Whoever wrote it is an idiot, but it's an amusing premise. "Loose" instead of "lose". Godel, Gadel....Um...Goodell? Misspelled Obama's name. I couldn't get past the idiocy of the writer to even chuckle. :lol: But I'm in favor of anything that gets the Bengals a Super Bowl trophy.
 
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Bucky Katt;1440148; said:
I got that, too. Whoever wrote it is an idiot, but it's an amusing premise. "Loose" instead of "lose". Godel, Gadel....Um...Goodell? Misspelled Obama's name. I couldn't get past the idiocy of the writer to even chuckle. :lol: But I'm in favor of anything that gets the Bengals a Super Bowl trophy.
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It was horrible. Almost as if written by a 10 year old or a Michigan grad. How do you spell one name incorrectly three different ways on one page?
 
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