Pittsburgh Pirates (5x WS Champions) Ain't Nutting happenin'

[Steve19]

I guess they misunderstand. The current owners couldn't give a shit about teams from half a century ago. They need the bucks. After all, strangely, they can't fill the ball park like back then. Idiots.

 

[AKAK]

 

[Bestbuck36]

JFC what a shit show

 

[iambrutus]

spend nutting found a way to make a buck for his next vacation home. he is such a piece of shit. if he were in fire in front of me, i wouldn't piss on him to put it out.

such a sad time to see an amazing pitcher like Skenes going to waste on the poverty pirates. I guess he's just working out the kinks until he can become a dodger or yankme

 

[iambrutus]

i know the account says fake, but i'm pretty sure this could be accurate:

 

[iambrutus]

is it too soon to admit defeat on my record prediction? I'd like to amend it to say 66-96 (until they lose 7 out of the next 8 games and i'll adjust it again)

so what i meant to say is 30 wins? what a horrible franchise

 

[brodybuck21]

Shelton gone

 

[Steve19]

i know the account says fake, but i'm pretty sure this could be accurate:

Mercy killing

 

[iambrutus]

Shelton gone

until nutting sells the team; firing the manager or even gm is like changing your socks after you crap your pants.

I don't think Shelton was good, but not the root of the problem.

 

[iambrutus]

i can't believe i'm saying this, but i can't wait for the Pirates to trade Skenes - he needs to be pitching for a real team.

 

[iambrutus]

the pirates are now on pace to finish 50-112 - this is probably the first year in a LONG time that i wont even go to 1 game, unless the boy asks if we can go

 

[brodybuck21]

the pirates are now on pace to finish 50-112 - this is probably the first year in a LONG time that i wont even go to 1 game, unless the boy asks if we can go

i love PNC park

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

i love PNC park

It's a beaut -- too bad it's full of yinzers. Went to a Reds game a year or two ago and we were in the front row at the left field wall. The ~60 year old lady (looking exactly like you would expect) kept whistling stupidly loud trying to get the LFers attention and then yelling his name hoping for a ball. The entire fucking game. I was about to jump on the field in the hopes of getting tazed and thrown out.

 

[iambrutus]

i love PNC park

as do i, but no longer love the product between the white lines

 

[iambrutus]

Paul Skenes Makes Unwanted MLB History After Another Stellar Start Results in No Decision

Skenes made history after his latest stellar start, just not the kind he wants.

www.si.com

On the season, Skenes now has a 1.88 ERA and 92 strikeouts, but an underwhelming 4-6 record to go along with it. There have been 90 instances of a pitcher having a sub-2.10 ERA and 80-plus strikeouts through the first 13 starts of a season in MLB history. Skenes is the only one with a losing record, according to OptaSTATS.