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AJHawkfan

AJHawkfan

Wanna make $14 the hard way?
So we're moving my sister's furniture last night and when we're done for the night, dad and I are enjoying a few cold beers. Then he drops it on me..... My older brother, who lives near Columbus. Somehow, his dumb, Notre Dame, Jeff Gordon, Bob Knight loving ass got a ticket to the OSU-Texas game. He has never liked OSU, always rooting against them, and now he's going to the Texas game. What a jackass. The worst part is that he still owes be $200. Jackass.......
 
Here's the plan:

He is your older brother and he is obviously not too bright (what notre shame fan is?). He must have done some pretty stupid shit earlier in life. There is no statute of limitations on getting into trouble with your parents. Just go ahead and blackmail him until you get at least one ticket, especially if he owes you $200.
 
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AJHawkfan said:
So we're moving my sister's furniture last night and when we're done for the night, dad and I are enjoying a few cold beers. Then he drops it on me..... My older brother, who lives near Columbus. Somehow, his dumb, Notre Dame, Jeff Gordon, Bob Knight loving ass got a ticket to the OSU-Texas game. He has never liked OSU, always rooting against them, and now he's going to the Texas game. What a jackass. The worst part is that he still owes be $200. Jackass.......
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If he's a big enough moron to like those^^ two tell him you'll cancel his debt for the ticket. The ticket is only worth $60 right? :p Otherwise go over to his place after he leaves for the game and take $200 worth of stuff.
 
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AJHawkfan said:
So we're moving my sister's furniture last night and when we're done for the night, dad and I are enjoying a few cold beers. Then he drops it on me..... My older brother, who lives near Columbus. Somehow, his dumb, Notre Dame, Jeff Gordon, Bob Knight loving ass got a ticket to the OSU-Texas game. He has never liked OSU, always rooting against them, and now he's going to the Texas game. What a jackass. The worst part is that he still owes be $200. Jackass.......
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what a scum bag. if you can kick his ass, do it and take the ticket, otherwise remind him daily that he owes you $200 and that a ticket could cover that...
 
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if u got anything on him that will get him into trouble with the family drop a dime on him....

BLACKMAIL him to give up the ticket and then spread some nasty dirty shit on him, so he will never mess with you again when it comes to tickets to our Buckeyes.

last resort Kill him!!!!
 
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osugrad21 said:
Chief is your brother?

Do you drink Orange Creamsicle-tasting drinks too?
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Hell no! I said he was a jackass, not a homo! :biggrin:


As for the rest of you guys' suggestions, damn......remind me never to get on your bad side......might end up going for a little ride in the country, eh?

I don't know who he's going with, but the dude wants to start tailgating at 6:00 am. I figure that after 14 some-odd hours, he won't be sober enough to go to the game.... he'll end up passing out and missing the game, which will be WAY too sweet for me. Just another thing to give him shit about. (As if Notre Dame and Jeffy Gordon isn't enough!)
 
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AJHawkfan said:
Hell no! I said he was a jackass, not a homo! :biggrin:


As for the rest of you guys' suggestions, damn......remind me never to get on your bad side......might end up going for a little ride in the country, eh?

I don't know who he's going with, but the dude wants to start tailgating at 6:00 am. I figure that after 14 some-odd hours, he won't be sober enough to go to the game.... he'll end up passing out and missing the game, which will be WAY too sweet for me. Just another thing to give him shit about. (As if Notre Dame and Jeffy Gordon isn't enough!)
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Wait, he has 2 tickets? Very simple, while tailgating we slip him something in his beer that will make him pass out. Grab the 2 tickets, take one for yourself and give me the other ticket. Then afterwards just tell him he passed out from drinking and you gave away the ticket to a passer by :biggrin:
 
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AJHawkfan said:
No, he only has one ticket. Some guy he works with has a pair (or more) and offered one to him. If he had another one, I'd steal it from him (and not be pissed).
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Ok then, we just have to drug both of them and blame their drunk selves for not getting up for the game. Then you and me make out bandits and party in the shoe.

Worse case I can bring a bat and just knock them out from behind. They won't know what hit them :biggrin:
 
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