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Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.:lol:

Should be updated to viagraphobia.

I would like to nominate "dingaphobia" as a term used to describe one who has a fear of receiving negative rep. Some signs and symptoms include kissing other posters' asses (particularly those who carry a heavy rep stick), groveling to avoid receiving negative rep, and changing one's opinion simply because he realizes that his original opinion is not shared by the majority.

A good example of Dingaphobia is demonstrated by the following post from another unrelated thread (note: Quoted poster's name was intentionally removed to protect BGriffBuckeye's identity):
Please, I do not want to get into a war of words by any means. I love the info given and I love coming onto this site. I feel I have built up a nice reputation for myself, and I do not want to blow it oin a stupid comment I made. I really do like the what NB, HH and everybody else provides, it was just a little bit of letting off some steam after a long day and a lot of built up stress right now... family, not recruiting related. Please don't think of me as being ungrateful.
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Since I actually visited the link and wasted this much time I thought I'd post some of my favorites.. and just for the record I am 22 and full of enough testosterone that I wont admit anything really scares me.. except getting old.. old people creep me the fuck out..


Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc
Apeirophobia- Fear of infinity(how the fuck can you be scared of something you can't comprehend?)
Apotemnophobia- Fear of persons with amputations:rofl:
Atomosophobia- Fear of atomic explosions.(well shit i guess i do have a phobia!)
Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks(im not going to look that up)
Barophobia- Fear of gravity.(well that must suck)
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom.(I could make some political jokes here but thats too easy)
Gerontophobia- Fear of old people or of growing old.(well i guess i found what i have damn)
Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure. *cough catholic cough*
Lutraphobia- Fear of otters.
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection. heh heh heh
Menophobia- Fear of menstruation.(i can relate)
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.(there will be an explosion of this in about 7 or 8 years)
Phalacrophobia- Fear of becoming bald. FUCK YOU ALL.
Syphilophobia- Fear of syphilis.(Well shit, theres anoter one heh)
Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons. huh?
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat. (im actually drunk now, and thats just fucking hilarious..



so yea,... the vodka is my friend and im drunk so yea.. im done.. HAH

oH, IM GOING on leave in 2 hours and ill be back in ohio at 7 pm tonight.. so if anyone has good things i should know about or get into.. feel free to let me know, i havent been back for a while so im up for some trouble..
 
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BuckeyeSoldier said:
oH, IM GOING on leave in 2 hours and ill be back in ohio at 7 pm tonight.. so if anyone has good things i should know about or get into.. feel free to let me know, i havent been back for a while so im up for some trouble..
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Stay the fuck away from the football team, DAMMIT!!!
 
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One thing that really freaks me out is windows without some kind of covering, like blinds or a shade. Especially at night. Wide open, uncovered windows really get to me.

And the other is bugs. I hate bugs of all kinds. I am totally anal about keeping the yard and foundation of the house sprayed so that nothing gets in.
 
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I hate needles. I had to have surgery when I was in 6th grade and it took my dad and 5 nurses to hold me down to get a shot. I've had enough surgeries now that I'm better, but I still cringe every time the doctor pulls out a needle. I could never give myself a shot.
 
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exhawg said:
I hate needles. I had to have surgery when I was in 6th grade and it took my dad and 5 nurses to hold me down to get a shot. I've had enough surgeries now that I'm better, but I still cringe every time the doctor pulls out a needle. I could never give myself a shot.
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i hate needles too, unless they are tattoo needles
 
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Don't know if it's a phobia or not, but I cannot tolerate being inside of a hospital. My mother had terminal cancer, and was oftentimes treated at St. James, in the cancer ward. About five minutes inside that place, surrounded by death and disease, was enough to send me screaming out the door.
 
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I hate snakes with every fiber of my being. If every snake in the world dies right now, I wouldn't shed a single tear. I don't care that the world would then by overrun with rats and vermin, it would totally be worth it.

I'm also freaked out by various weather phenomena, namely tornados, hurricanes, and tsunamai. One bad incident with a tornado warning (when I was about 6) has left me skittish anytime the weather even suggests that a tornado could occur.
 
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I hate bees and wasps. I'll run like a little girl if one comes at me. I have a new phobia of Cuban Tree frogs since I was attacked by one last week that came out of my toilet... yeah, that's right. I went to lift the lid and there was a freakin' 5 inch long frog in the bowl. When I tried to get it out it started jumping from the crapper to the tub then jump back to the other side of the room. To top it off it could stick to the wall... the thing would jump and stick to the wall 4 feet up. So... add toilet frogs to my list.
 
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LoKyBuckeye said:
I hate bees and wasps. I'll run like a little girl if one comes at me. I have a new phobia of Cuban Tree frogs since I was attacked by one last week that came out of my toilet... yeah, that's right. I went to lift the lid and there was a freakin' 5 inch long frog in the bowl. When I tried to get it out it started jumping from the crapper to the tub then jump back to the other side of the room. To top it off it could stick to the wall... the thing would jump and stick to the wall 4 feet up. So... add toilet frogs to my list.
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thats freaking crazy!!!

i hate bees and wasps too, i swell up like a freaking balloon when i get stung
 
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I have a small list of phobias...

Acrophobia- Fear of heights.
Arachnephobia or Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders.
Batrachophobia- Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, newts, salamanders, etc.
Entomophobia- Fear of insects.
Spheksophobia- Fear of wasps.
Ophidiophobia- Fear of snakes. (Snakephobia)

None are serious.. like I don't go out of my way to do things because of any of them.. I ride roller coasters.. sleep where I know there are spiders (I accept spiders are everywhere).. I can't stand being close to hopping frogs, it grosses me out.. but if the only way to somewhere was walking through frogs, I would eventually do it after thinking about it for a few minutes.. lol. Insects and wasps(bees) are absolutely gross and screw that... I can't handle insects, snakes or spiders touching me EVER.. haha.
 
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Good thing that you have no fear of posting every minute detail of your personal life on an Internet message board....
LloydSev said:
I have a small list of phobias...

Acrophobia- Fear of heights.
Arachnephobia or Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders.
Batrachophobia- Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, newts, salamanders, etc.
Entomophobia- Fear of insects.
Spheksophobia- Fear of wasps.
Ophidiophobia- Fear of snakes. (Snakephobia)

None are serious.. like I don't go out of my way to do things because of any of them.. I ride roller coasters.. sleep where I know there are spiders (I accept spiders are everywhere).. I can't stand being close to hopping frogs, it grosses me out.. but if the only way to somewhere was walking through frogs, I would eventually do it after thinking about it for a few minutes.. lol. Insects and wasps(bees) are absolutely gross and screw that... I can't handle insects, snakes or spiders touching me EVER.. haha.
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