People Crack Me Up

[DubCoffman62]

Mushroom pickers lost hope, considered eating dog

GOLD BEACH, Ore. (AP) ? Dan Conne says he and his wife and son thought they were going to die after getting lost while picking mushrooms and spending nearly a week in the rugged forest of southwest Oregon.
They spent the nights huddled in a hollow log and considered sacrificing their pit bull, Jesse, for food.
"She's that good a dog, she'd have done it, too," Conne said.
But help finally arrived Saturday when a volunteer helicopter pilot decided to look outside the search area and spotted the family ? Dan, his wife, Belinda, and their 25-year-old son, Michael ? on the edge of a deep ravine in tall timber. The three were about 10 miles from the town of Gold Beach, roughly 330 miles south-southwest of Portland.

I'm not laughing at them considering to eat their dog, what busts me up is them saying "yes, our dog would've gladly given herself up for us to eat"
http://news.yahoo.com/mushroom-pickers-lost-hope-considered-eating-dog-085925844.html

 

[localyokel]

Mushroom pickers lost hope, considered eating dog

I'm not laughing at them considering to eat their dog, what busts me up is them saying "yes, our dog would've gladly given herself up for us to eat"
http://news.yahoo.com/mushroom-pickers-lost-hope-considered-eating-dog-085925844.html

Kinda hoping there's a follow-up story where they go missing again and the only thing anyone can find is one extremely fat dog.

BTW, if I knew that family, I'd make darn sure I never tagged along on any camping trips if there wasn't an extra dog or two going along.

 

[AKAK]

Oh, there's no fucking way. They'd have eaten their kid first...


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