Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

[BigWoof31]

Getting turned down by the BYU coach is really bad. Although, I think I'd rather live and work and be appreciated in Provo than Happy Valley anyway.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

I’ll go on faith that there really is a blue mountain university and this isn’t some dude they drug out of a bar at 2 am to play the part of a coach?

Not sure if serious, but if so… Look up the show. It’s about what you’d expect from that pic… many lolz.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Not sure if serious, but if so… Look up the show. It’s about what you’d expect from that pic… many lolz.

Ha. I had no idea it was a show.

makes sense now

 

[brodybuck21]

 

[colobuck79]

Whoever they get, the cult will say this is a home run hire and look out world. Especially if the guy wears a 409 button.

 

[Zurp]

the guy wears a 409 button.

"This guy really understands what it takes to win here. He's embraced our culture."

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Their plan is to fire their coach mid-season, get turned down by every decent (and not so decent) coach, and land their interim in-house second rate CB coach. Of course, they’ll wait until their recruiting class is decimated.

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[Jagdaddy]

Whoever they get, the cult will say this is a home run hire and look out world. Especially if the guy wears a 409 button.

They should just create an AI robot called Joesus 409 to coach the team.

 

[colobuck79]

They should just create an AI robot called Joesus 409 to coach the team.

At this point, what else can they do.

 

[Zurp]

They should just create an AI robot called Joesus 409 to coach the team.

Would it shit its pants?

 

[gmen6981]

Not sure if serious, but if so… Look up the show. It’s about what you’d expect from that pic… many lolz.

There is also a Blue Mountain Christian University in Mississippi, founded by a Confederate General in 1873 as a women's college. They went fully co-ed in 2005 and compete in NAIA sports. No football though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Mountain_Christian_University

 

[Jaxbuck]

"....He's embraced our culture."

 

[Gizmo]

Would it shit its pants?

It would have to have the "turn the blind eye" capability installed, too.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Would it shit its pants?

I've been sitting on this one since the Penn State game this year.

My brother and I came to Columbus early and met up with some friends for the OSU/PSU hockey game (the second one). We were in one of the suites. A little while into the first period, who should come doofusing a few rows in front of us, but Jay Paterno. My brother yelled "JAY" a few times to see if he'd turn around.....eventually did. Our buddy who is a Penn State fan living in Columbus walked to the edge of the suite and yelled "JAY PATERNO" and he confirmed that is indeed who it was.

My brother isn't one to shy away from heckling. He was giving him shit all game. Jay got up to leave at one point and my brother yelled "I REMEMBER WHEN YOUR DAD POOPED HIS PANTS". Jay wasn't going to let that one slide. Fun fact......the suites in the Schott are accessible from any seat in the lower level. Wanna know how I know this? Because about 10 seconds later, Jay Paterno has his arm around my brother, telling him the Paterno version of why Joe didn't actually poop his pants that day. The proof? A reporter asked him if he was embarrassed about running off the field before halftime, and Joe's answer was "not half as embarrassed as if I hadn't made it".

I was distancing myself from the whole thing, so I wasn't able to ask the very obvious follow up question of "then why did he change his pants for the second half?"

So there you have it. The Paterno family was so embarrassed by good ol Joe shitting himself that they have a locked and loaded story to tell almost TWENTY YEARS LATER. It bothered them that much. Which brings me a nice little sliver of joy.

 

[Thump]