Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

 

[colobuck79]

They are ranked below schools that don't even have football programs. It's that bad.

 

[Honor&Glory]

They are ranked below schools that don't even have football programs. It's that bad.

 

[zincfinger]

They are ranked below schools that don't even have football programs. It's that bad.

Positive spin: they know for damn sure that the two guys who stuck in the class REALLY want to be Nittany Lions.

 

[Gizmo]

Positive spin: they know for damn sure that the two guys who stuck in the class REALLY want to be Nittany Lions.

 

[exhawg]

I think Klatt is giving them too much credit thinking they have a plan and are trying to get DeBoer after the SEC championship game. Even if they had some grand plan, this recruiting cycle set them back years. At this point, they probably would be better off poaching a coach who could bring players with him. Maybe this time they'll figure out "not elite" is as good as they can get.

 

[BigWoof31]

150k annual salary
75mm buyout

Let's talk Happy Valley

 

[BB73]

For posterity, here is an incomplete list of teams that are above Penn State in Rivals recruiting rankings after national signing day:

Sacramento State
South Dakota State
Harvard
North Dakota
UC Davis
North Dakota State
Montana State
Cal Poly
West Georgia (I honestly was unaware they had a team)
Stephen F. Austin
Eastern Washington
Florida A&M
Howard
Idaho State
Princeton
Northern Arizona
Dartmouth
Samford
Austin Peay
Mercer
Illinois State
South Dakota
Monmouth
Brown

 

[Honor&Glory]

For posterity, here is an incomplete list of teams that are above Penn State in Rivals recruiting rankings after national signing day:

Sacramento State
South Dakota State
Harvard
North Dakota
UC Davis
North Dakota State
Montana State
Cal Poly
West Georgia (I honestly was unaware they had a team)
Stephen F. Austin
Eastern Washington
Florida A&M
Howard
Idaho State
Princeton
Northern Arizona
Dartmouth
Samford
Austin Peay
Mercer
Illinois State
South Dakota
Monmouth
Brown

I post this gif not for effect. I really am laughing my ass off at these mouth breathers. I ordered a dozen crumble cookies last night.
I hate these child abuse enablers more than I hate the cucks up north…and my hate for them runs deeeeeeeeep.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

 

[Jaxbuck]

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I’ll go on faith that there really is a blue mountain university and this isn’t some dude they drug out of a bar at 2 am to play the part of a coach?

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

I think Klatt is giving them too much credit thinking they have a plan and are trying to get DeBoer after the SEC championship game. Even if they had some grand plan, this recruiting cycle set them back years. At this point, they probably would be better off poaching a coach who could bring players with him. Maybe this time they'll figure out "not elite" is as good as they can get.

If the plan was to wait for DeBoer.....why get so publicly pants by the Crumbl Cookie people?

 

[Jaxbuck]

If the plan was to wait for DeBoer.....why get so publicly pants by the Crumbl Cookie people?

Exactly.

I had this grand plan to get DeBoer all along but publicly interviewed (and was rejected by) umpteen guys in the meantime.

Ok

 

[CMic]

Their plan is to fire their coach mid-season, get turned down by every decent (and not so decent) coach, and land their interim in-house second rate CB coach. Of course, they’ll wait until their recruiting class is decimated.