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Positive spin: they know for damn sure that the two guys who stuck in the class REALLY want to be Nittany Lions.They are ranked below schools that don't even have football programs. It's that bad.

I post this gif not for effect. I really am laughing my ass off at these mouth breathers. I ordered a dozen crumble cookies last night.For posterity, here is an incomplete list of teams that are above Penn State in Rivals recruiting rankings after national signing day:
Sacramento State
South Dakota State
Harvard
North Dakota
UC Davis
North Dakota State
Montana State
Cal Poly
West Georgia (I honestly was unaware they had a team)
Stephen F. Austin
Eastern Washington
Florida A&M
Howard
Idaho State
Princeton
Northern Arizona
Dartmouth
Samford
Austin Peay
Mercer
Illinois State
South Dakota
Monmouth
Brown
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I’ll go on faith that there really is a blue mountain university and this isn’t some dude they drug out of a bar at 2 am to play the part of a coach?
If the plan was to wait for DeBoer.....why get so publicly pants by the Crumbl Cookie people?I think Klatt is giving them too much credit thinking they have a plan and are trying to get DeBoer after the SEC championship game. Even if they had some grand plan, this recruiting cycle set them back years. At this point, they probably would be better off poaching a coach who could bring players with him. Maybe this time they'll figure out "not elite" is as good as they can get.
If the plan was to wait for DeBoer.....why get so publicly pants by the Crumbl Cookie people?