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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

I can’t figure out why, but these guys play the Bucks close too often. Maybe they are better than I give them credit for but it bothers me. They will likely be good next year, so I sure hope we figure out what kind of voodoo they have going on.

It's gotta be threats by the PSU coaching staff...

"If you don't beat these Ohio State bastards we're going to do to you what Jerry did to those boys. We're not joking about that. We're Penn State: we're experts at non-consensual butt fucking!"
 
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One member of BWI agrees:

"Keeping it close today seals it, shitting the bed in Minneapolis cost us the CFP.

The best part about that post is that it only would take minimal chaos to be accurate. If they had beat the boat rowers and the Buckeyes go out and do what we expect them to do in the next two games, they would only need two things to happen to be in the playoff race - a 2-loss PAC champ and LSU to win the SEC.

At that point they would have been in a beauty contest with a Tua-less Bama and whichever flawed Big 12 Champ wins their championship game. Being the only team to threaten the #1.5 team in the country and playing them to closest margin of victory by potentially double digits in their stadium would have been a big plus over the teams they were being compared to.
 
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From blackshoediaries not bwi
Chase Young might be the best player in college football
But he’s also the most obviously-on-steroids player since Tony Mandarich at Michigan State in the late 80s. And arguably more obvious than Mandarich. The combination of a face that puffy, jaw that wide and square, and body that lean simply doesn’t happen without injections of testosterone. Genes, hard work, and diet will not do that.

How he’s beating NCAA testing, I do not know. But I do know that look doesn’t happen naturally.

Posted by ckmneon on Nov 23, 2019 | 3:53 PM
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