I used to just lop off one of their fingers, but the school admin let me go (for lying on my resume. Turns out I never juggled flaming bowling balls like I said.)
As penalties go, I agree - nothing wrong with a hustle pen. Maybe a late hit going OB. Smith got a couple called on him that I didn't think needed to be called. A PI or two on Fox was ........ how do we say.... phantom. The ones that really piss me off are false starts. If memory serves, RR didn't get flagged on the choke, although he - rightly - caught a shit load of flack. He may have gotten the hankie, but I think he didn't... anyone remember for sure?