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Party Time....who's With Me??

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wolfamngstsheep said:
Fuck you, you tiny dicked male bitch.

1. I haven't puked from drinking since I cant even remember. And keep in mind when I drink, I drink shit straight, no chasers, no mixed drinks, no nothing, straight from the bottle.

2. I pimp more bitches then anybody on this website so show some fucking respect. Not only did i meet a fine ass chick last night, I also had the pleasure of seeing my stupid ass girlfriend leave the country, allowing me to move on to bigger and better things.

3. After a night of hard core drinking, as of 11:00 am I'm already hitting the bottle as we speak, because in the immortal words of Bun B, "I can do that", so you everyone who talked shit, and I'm not talking about OSU's grad's little comments, those are welcomed and warranted, I'm talking about people who don't even know me talking shit, you can fuck right off. I'll put my resume up against anybody here, or anybody you know for that matter, and another thing MEEEAHAHAYYAYAAA
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Sounds like the eAlcohol is starting to take effect, It's starting to bring out the eRedneck in good ol' Teenwolf
 
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wolfamngstsheep said:
2. I pimp more bitches then anybody on this website so show some fucking respect. Not only did i meet a fine ass chick last night, I also had the pleasure of seeing my stupid ass girlfriend leave the country, allowing me to move on to bigger and better things.
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Ouch, your rent-a-bride got deported before you could make her legal?
 
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wolfamngstsheep said:
I also had the pleasure of seeing my stupid ass girlfriend leave the country, allowing me to move on to bigger and better things.
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So tell us, how much bigger is the new "fine ass chick"?

Seriously though, thanks for the laugh. That was one funny post!!!

"I pimp more bitches than all of you, so show me some fucking respect" is a line that I absolutely have to try at work on Monday. That's golden!!! I can sense the raise already.
 
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wolfamngstsheep said:
2. I pimp more bitches then anybody on this website so show some fucking respect. Not only did i meet a fine ass chick last night, I also had the pleasure of seeing my stupid ass girlfriend leave the country, allowing me to move on to bigger and better things.
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:roll2: Uh....don't forget that we have seen your picture...and that of your "bitch"
 
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Yertle said:
"I pimp more bitches than all of you, so show me some fucking respect" is a line that I absolutely have to try at work on Monday. That's golden!!! I can sense the raise already.
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I can see it now:

Mr Bossman: "Mr. Yertle, I'd like you to fill out these TPS reports."
Yertle: "I pimp more bitches than all of you, so show some fucking respect."
Mr Bossman: "All of who? I'm the only one talking to you."
Yertle: "..."
Mr Bossman: "..."
Yertle: "..."
Mr Bossman: "Anyway, about those TPS reports..."
Yertle: "I pimp more bitches than all of you, so show some fucking respect."
Mr Bossman: "..."
Yertle: "..."
Mr Bossman: "Umm.. I know you pimp a lot of bitches.. that's not the point."
Yertle: "I pimp more bitches than all of you, so show some fucking respect."
Mr Bossman: "FINE, I'll get Commander Bellbottoms to fill out these TPS reports."

I have a couple of questions, though:
1. Does your boss REALLY call you MISTER Yertle?
2. What is a TPS report? What does TPS stand for?
3. Do you really have a co-worker named "Commander Bellbottoms?" Is he related to "Madame Underpants?" She's the receptionist at my office.
4. I would have thought that "I pimp more bitches than all of you, so show some fucking respect" is something you should add an exclamation mark to. You know.. like you're making an important point (hence the sentence-enhancer, "fucking"). Without the exclamation point, it's like you're just passing along normal information, no more important than "hmm.. the sun's coming out," and "Mr Bossman, your daughter is HOT!" Is that really how you would say "I pimp more bitches than all of you, so show some fucking respect?"
5. Is your boss's name REALLY "Mr Bossman?" Might be a neat coincidence.
6. Is his daughter hot?
 
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Zurp said:
I can see it now:

Mr Bossman: "Mr. Yertle, I'd like you to fill out these TPS reports."
Yertle: "I pimp more bitches than all of you, so show some fucking respect."
Mr Bossman: "All of who? I'm the only one talking to you."
Yertle: "..."
Mr Bossman: "..."
Yertle: "..."
Mr Bossman: "Anyway, about those TPS reports..."
Yertle: "I pimp more bitches than all of you, so show some fucking respect."
Mr Bossman: "..."
Yertle: "..."
Mr Bossman: "Umm.. I know you pimp a lot of bitches.. that's not the point."
Yertle: "I pimp more bitches than all of you, so show some fucking respect."
Mr Bossman: "FINE, I'll get Commander Bellbottoms to fill out these TPS reports."

I have a couple of questions, though:
1. Does your boss REALLY call you MISTER Yertle?
2. What is a TPS report? What does TPS stand for?
3. Do you really have a co-worker named "Commander Bellbottoms?" Is he related to "Madame Underpants?" She's the receptionist at my office.
4. I would have thought that "I pimp more bitches than all of you, so show some fucking respect" is something you should add an exclamation mark to. You know.. like you're making an important point (hence the sentence-enhancer, "fucking"). Without the exclamation point, it's like you're just passing along normal information, no more important than "hmm.. the sun's coming out," and "Mr Bossman, your daughter is HOT!" Is that really how you would say "I pimp more bitches than all of you, so show some fucking respect?"
5. Is your boss's name REALLY "Mr Bossman?" Might be a neat coincidence.
6. Is his daughter hot?
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This was hysterical!

1. Yes, he either calls me "Mr. Yertle" or "Pistol Pete". It all depends on his mood.
2. TPS stands for The Professional Suck-ass. The reports are filled out daily to tabulate the current leader.
3. "Commander Bellbottoms" is just the nickname my boss gives to his alter-ego. It's like Clark Kent talking about Superman, except we all know he's both people. His favorite line is "This looks like a job for Commander Bellbottoms" which he usually says when he has to take a leak.
4. Huh?
5. Actually, his name is The Big Bossman. Didn't you ever wonder what happened to that guy? Well, he now torments me all day, every day.
6. No.
 
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you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
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Bravo. Love that line in the movie..


wolf,

I've always admired guys like you who could drink liquor straight all night, NOT puke, get laid , kick the bitch out and shack up with another.....AND get up and do it all over again at 11am. We obviously don't have your skills. Please try to be more understanding to the rest of us as we work to acheive your level of mastership.














Just kidding. Tool.
 
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