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Parent of the Year

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OCBuckWife

OCBuckWife

I am the evil monkey in your closet
I know there have been a few threads about this or that "Mother of the Year" or "Father of the year" but trying to search for those threads seems to have frustrated my tiny, uncaffeinated brain today. So here is another candidate and maybe a mod can find and merge the others.

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AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A shoplifter looking to make a quick getaway from a Dutch supermarket after stealing a packet of meat left police a crucial piece of evidence -- his 12-year-old son.
In his haste the 45-year-old thief made a solo dash to his car, batting away a supermarket worker who had flung himself on the vehicles' bonnet in a bid to stop the escape.
Police in the southern Dutch town of Kerkrade said they managed to contact the thief via the boy, but he had refused to return and collect his son. The man told officers to get hold of the youngster's mother instead.
The thief later turned himself in Thursday, a police spokeswoman said.
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Buckeyedynasty;1120244; said:
Who the hell takes their kid with them to commit a crime. :shake:
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What you're supposed to do is take the kid in and instruct the kid to steal the goods. If he gets caught you just give the old, 'Oh, he shouldn't have done that, he knows better! I'll take care of it at home' line and apologize and walk out. If he doesn't get caught ... Well, score!
 
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A sister blog to all of our parent of the year threads:

Why not, right?

For example...



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Jake;1544292; said:
Buckeyedynasty;1120244; said:
Amazing how many idiots there are in the world. Who the hell takes their kid with them to commit a crime. :shake:
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Haven't you heard of Bring Your Child to Work Day?
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Speaking of which....

[ame="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x342ct_mom102tm_news"]Dailymotion - Mom102tm - a News & Politics video[/ame]

WOW.

edit: not sure why its showing an embedded player, but you can click the link in the header
 
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http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2011/07/intoxicated_miss_man_arrested.html

A father was arrested this morning in Livingston Parish after state troopers discovered his

8-year-old son was driving the family from Mississippi to Dallas while the man slept, intoxicated.


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Billy Joe Madden

:slappy: "Billy Joe - don't never let that boy drive yur truck if'n he don't sit on the telly-phone book....the big thick one, from Jackson!"
 
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