Pants story

[AKAK]

This games a little to risky for me. I try to hold it in as long as possible if that don't work I have no problem blowing up the shitter at a "clean" bar.

I get a little touchy with that... but what I do try to do if I'm out... in between bars... is always blow up the bathrooms at Taco Bell, White Castle, or Skyline... nobody gives a fuck at those places... everyone is in the same boat.

 

[bucknut11]

My sophomore year of high school we had our first tournament game for soccer coming up. One of the senior starters was sick, so before we boarded the bus, coach told my best friend (a reserve who didn't play hardly at all on the varsity level) that he would be starting on defense, even though he was a midfielder. He was SO nervous that he forgot to put his pants on in the lockerroom before we took the field for warmups. Since it was such a cold day, we all had our warmups on up until it was time to play. He ripped off his tear-aways and it suddenly got really cold All I heard was "Oh Sh*t" and he covered himself up until he could get to his bag to put his shorts on in front of about 100 of our fans... We ended up winning big. Three years later, coach gave him a pair of shorts for a graduation present.

 

[CCI]

My pants story

One night about 12 years ago before I was married. I went out drinking to this bar outside of my hometown, 20 or so miles. Well bar closed ad I'm driving home, a little drunk, bu anyway got half way home and I had to piss so bad and I didn't want to pull over on a country road and take the chance of getting busted by the law. I could not hold it any more so I did the dumb and dumber thing " just go man" and it was warm and it got my jeans wet from the middle down. So I threw the jeans out of the window and my bvds and walked nude to my apt. Didn't get caught by anybody walking or streaking.