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P.J. Fleck (Boat Rower, HC Minnesota Golden Gophers)

You've got a job to do, and two weeks to prepare for it. Load all your douchbaggy cliches into your douchebag canoe and start rowing.......ya douche.

So god damn clever, as usual.

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You missed the opportunity to use "douche canoe" Let's get it together, bud.

I had douchebag boat and changed it to douchebag canoe to satisfy the douchebag people and the douche canoe people. Admittedly unsuccessfully.

can a more cunning linguist than myself find a clever way to say someone is a container ship of douche?

seems like they should be able to
 
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Do we want the Varmints to do the unthinkable and knock off the pedsters for the Lulz, or do we want to rip their arrogant, egotistal hearts out with a curbstomping ( or working up a Norman Fell on em') in the Shoe?
With the loathing I have for the pedster cult the choice is obvious - let the varmints row the boat right over top of them.
 
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