Other money-making ideas for GeigerCo.

[MegaWoody]

Now that we've been informed we'll be watching the 'The SBC scUM-OSU Classic' every November instead of that antiquated old 'scUM Game', it occurred to me that there might be some other, heretofore untapped, money-grubbing schemes that GeigerCo could exploit. I can think of a couple, but perhaps the BuckeyePlanet faithful could offer some others that Andy could bring up at GeigerCo's next board meeting.

How about changing Ohio Stadium from 'the Horseshoe' to the 'Johnston-Murphy Wing-Tip Bowl'? That would bring in some walkin' around money.

Or what about having the band do "Script Frito" at half-time and have the tuba player dot the I with a giant can of bean dip? Now we're talking some really big bucks -- the kind of bucks GeigerCo understands, not the Bucks we used to know and love.

Post your suggestions here (but don't forget to copyright the really good ones. There's money to be made after all.)

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

he could also have the team sing "where in the World is Carmen SanDiego" instead of "Carmen Ohio" that could bring in some money.

 

[DEBuckeye]

Planters Nuts presents the OSU mascot, Brutus Buckeye.

The Best Damn Band in the Land, brought to you by the marching comfort of Dr. Scholl's gel inserts.

The official rock song of Ohio- Campbell's "Hang on Soupy".

The Buckeye "Silver Bullet" defensive squad, brought to you by the silver bullet of beers, Coors Light.

The Oscar-Meyer Hot Dog official Buckeye tailgating lot at St. John's arena.

 

[scooter1369]

I heard Speilman say on the air one day that "if Geiger thought he could make money on it, he'd charge everyone a buck to slap his wife on the ass."

"Block O" brought to you by thick, rich Ovaltine"

Stadium announcer:

That run by Ross brought to you by Nationwide Personal Injury Insurance and King Koil Mattress.

That pass by Smith brought to you by US Air.

That jail break screen to Hall brought to you by Barry's Bail Bonds.

That hit by Everett brought to you 3C Collision repair and Goody's Headache Powder.

 

[AJHawkfan]

How 'bout HineyGate presented by Hooters?

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

Unfortunately, this was brought in too late for:

That interception thrown by John Navarre brought to us by Western Union. Pass was intended for Braylon Edwards. Again.

 

[CriticalSteve]

Joe Viagra Paterno

The Viagra Penn State Osu Classic

 

[exhawg]

AG could start selling paint chips at the Shoe. That would be a goldmine.

 

[Buck Nasty]

AG could start selling paint chips at the Shoe. That would be a goldmine.

That would be sweet, however the chips would not be as enjoyable unless you could wash them down with a nice cold Bud Light brought to you by Solo Plastic Cups.

 

[PoppaT]

Stevie, glad to see you've gotten away from adding a link with every post! YepD! It's ME

 

[EPBucks]

I don’t have a problem with SBC sponsoring the game but they should call it "The Game" Presented by SBC the company sponsoring should always be after something with as much tradition as TOSU v. SCUM.

 

[3yardsandacloud]

Whack-A-Holbrook Booth. :2004:

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Or what about having the band do "Script Frito" at half-time and have the tuba player dot the I with a giant can of bean dip?

Shit, there goes another keyboard...

 

[iambrutus]

" Todays 20 yrd line sponsored by St Joe's Medical Center "

" South End zone sponsored by Krogers "

" North End Zone sponsored by Bill's General Motors "

" 50 yrd line sponsored by BuckeyePlanet! "

 

[LloydSev]

Ohio State fans sponsored by Bud Lite