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    • A farmer was working his cattle one day when he heard faint music coming from nearby. After hunting about for a time, he discovered the sound was loudest near one particular calf, and was even louder near the calf's tail. Putting his head close to the calf's hind end, he heard the Michigan University fight song.

    Amazed, he put the calf in the truck and drove the animal to a
    veterinarian in Columbus . When the vet asked him what was going on, the farmer told him. The vet went around behind the calf and gave a listen too. He agreed he heard the Michigan fight song but didn't seem particularly excited.

    "Man, how can you stand there and not be amazed?" the farmer asked.

    The vet, a third generation Ohio State University graduate, said, "Bud, I'm an Ohio State fan, and I've been listening to assholes sing that song all of my life."
     
    Two men sitting side-by-side in an airplane. Plane takes off and first man looks over at the other and says, "By any chance are you a Harvard Grad?"

    Second man syas, "Well, yes, Class of 1985. How did you know?"

    First guy says, "Well, you're wearing an Armani suit, your briefcase looks to be a Gucci, you're reading the Wall Street journal... I associate all of those things with style and class and so I just assumed you graduated from Harvard."

    The second man shrugs. They fly on for a while. the second man says, "And I presume you graduated from the University of Michigan?"

    The first man is beaming with joy to be so recognized by someone from an Ivy school. "Yes, yes. I graduated from Michigan in 92. So how did you know? Was it the cut of my suit, the leather carrier for my laptop, the book I'm reading?"

    The second man replies, "No, I read it on your class ring while you were picking your nose."
     
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