You're getting awfully PC lately, Nutty, and you don't have much of a sense of humor. Maybe you need to load some more smiley emoticons to the site, so we can let you know when we're being facetious.
GPA is a meaningless stat anyway, Drummerboy. Ever hear of grade inflation? So actually you should be springing to the defense of high SAT-scoring Northwestern football players, since you've decided to take on the caped crusader role on this board.
How about I amend my statement, "Engaging in a war of words with a really really high IQ Northwestern defensive lineman is like dueling with an unarmed man". That make you feel better?
Now that I know we're taking ourselves so seriously on this board, I'll be sure to pay closer attention to the spelling, punctuation and syntax of your posts -- just to make sure you don't drag down the Buckeye Planet grading curve.
Lighten up, Nutster. This is football we're talking about here, not world peace.