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Zurp;844187; said:
ok my turn
"here comes johnny with his ball in his hand, he's a one pecker man"
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When you are in a crowded restroom and step up to the
urinal to urinate, have you ever "split streamed" on to the person standing next to you's shoe? If so, do you pretend it never happened and walk away, or do you alert that person and apologize?
urinal to urinate, have you ever "split streamed" on to the person standing next to you's shoe? If so, do you pretend it never happened and walk away, or do you alert that person and apologize?
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Zurp
I have misplaced my pants.
NFBuck;844221; said:
True Story: Except it wasn't me involved. It was a buddy of mine. But he's pretty good about telling the truth without exagerating. (He's pretty open talking about the time he crapped his pants.)
I think the story was that he had been drinking, and he wasn't very good with his aim, or something. And he ended up hitting the guy next to him and himself. The guy next to him finished and left. (I don't know if he washed his hands or not - don't ask.) And my buddy went to the sink to rinse his pants and dry off and stuff. And another guy walked in. So my buddy said something how someone spilled beer on his pants.
The moral of the story is that if you can get away with not telling the guy, do it.
Damn - now I have to pee.
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