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OK - Whose Fault Is It?

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Fungo Squiggly said:
Time to resurrect this god damn awful, miserable, terrible, no-good, fucking thread.

I have to take some blame. I haven’t watched OSU play in the B1G championship game from home since 2013. Every year since then I have either been on vacation or OSU didn’t play in it (some years both). But my wife is teaching a class at OSU this semester and won’t be done with class until mid-December so our vacation is pushed back two weeks, meaning I’ll be home next weekend. OSU had zero chance of making the championship game the moment she took that job. So…..do I file for divorce now or wait until after Christmas?
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File papers yet?
 
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Definitely Kristina Johnson’s fault.

My bonafides at the high end happy hours tell me she was forcing her way into the WHAC in the middle of practice and demanding Ryan Day run bubble screens and RB pitches or she would staple his ass to the turf. I believe her actual words were, swear to god, “Break any playcalling tendencies and I will break your neck.” At the same time she was doing this to Day, she was threatening the skill players that if they blocked ANYONE, she would stack them like Tetris blocks on top of the stapled Day. Henderson, Williams, Pryor, the DBs and the DTs tried to stop her and she had her goons injure them - not like seriously, like enough to send a message but not keep them out more than 2 games at a time. Except for JSN. Oh my god, I can’t even say what she did to JSN. His hammy is hanging on like her grip on reality.

Truly unhinged behavior. We should be in good shape for the CFP now that she’s gone.
 
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Poe McKnoe said:
Definitely Kristina Johnson’s fault.

My bonafides at the high end happy hours tell me she was forcing her way into the WHAC in the middle of practice and demanding Ryan Day run bubble screens and RB pitches or she would staple his ass to the turf. I believe her actual words were, swear to god, “Break any playcalling tendencies and I will break your neck.” At the same time she was doing this to Day, she was threatening the skill players that if they blocked ANYONE, she would stack them like Tetris blocks on top of the stapled Day. Henderson, Williams, Pryor, the DBs and the DTs tried to stop her and she had her goons injure them - not like seriously, like enough to send a message but not keep them out more than 2 games at a time. Except for JSN. Oh my god, I can’t even say what she did to JSN. His hammy is hanging on like her grip on reality.

Truly unhinged behavior. We should be in good shape for the CFP now that she’s gone.
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:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
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