Game Thread Ohio State vs Penn State, 10/28/17 @ 3:30 ET (FOX)

[Drubuck]

Cheers, good sir. I just poured my first drink too. Had to go with something a lil softer than bourbon b/c I'm nursing a bit of a hangover but the doctors have cleared me for kickoff.

Time to rebound and get back into form.

 

[Drubuck]

I'm assuming everyone has either left for the game or over at this weeks college football thread. But, with only 1 hour left I can barely contain myself. Although...I am going to have to check out once the game starts and try to plug my ears at work for 25 min before I leave (hoping they start around 335).

I'm with you. I've resorted to pounding bourbon and eating floor chili.

 

[UrbanBuckeye]

I have to get my [Mark May] together. On my 3rd shirt of the day. Chili 1 Drubuck 0

LOLOLOL

I first read that as my 3rd shit of the day.

Although, with all that chili...

 

[Tanner]

Hopefully we don't kick the opening kickoff out of bounds b/c I think Urban would storm the field and punch the kicker twice in the helmet leading to his termination

 

[Drubuck]

LOLOLOL

I first read that as my 3rd [Mark May] of the day.

Although, with all that chili...

Hit that quota a few hours ago and then some. Hot Chicken Vindaloo at an Indian restaurant last night. My body will hate me by midnight tonight.

 

[Gothmog8]

No drinking today.

That said, the Bucks need to pound the peds like I would shots of rum.

 

[UrbanBuckeye]

Hopefully we don't kick the opening kickoff out of bounds b/c I think Urban would storm the field and punch the kicker twice in the helmet leading to his termination

Could be worth it if it somehow hit McSorely or Barkley in the eye and blinded them.

 

[Telekinesis]

I'm assuming everyone has either left for the game or over at this weeks college football thread. But, with only 1 hour left I can barely contain myself. Although...I am going to have to check out once the game starts and try to plug my ears at work for 25 min before I leave (hoping they start around 335).

I’ve been making food, eating, and getting on my way to a drunken stupor.

I decided it was best for me to steer clear of Penn State fans this year. Don’t need to end up in jail.

 

[UrbanBuckeye]

There's been a game on my tablet right next to me for the last 2.5 hours and I just now realized it.


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ALMOST TIME.

Causeway traffic better get the fuck out of my way on the drive home. We're recording the game.

 

[UrbanBuckeye]

Question:

Would it be a true "upset" if we won? Seeing as we're favored and playing at home?

Or, is it based on ranking?

 

[Telekinesis]

Do or die.

 

[Jake]

Question:

Would it be an "upset" if we won? Seeing as we're favored and playing at home?

Or, is it based on ranking?

I don't think there is an official definition of "upset", other than how the Cult of JoePa will feel in about 4 hours.

 

[Drubuck]

I don't think there is an official definition of "upset", other than how the Cult of JoePa will feel in about 4 hours.

They will feel violated in the anus.

 

[UrbanBuckeye]

I'm either getting really bad heartburn or having a heart attack.

Going to ride it out either way so I don't miss the game.

 

[OhioState001]

These uniforms freaking suck. Look like Army with red shoes