Oh Donna, you're smokin'

[Crump's brother]

Pheasant, that's troubling. You should go talk to someone about that. Seriously.

 

[Pheasant]

Hot or not?

 

[Gatorubet]

And now, to present the prestigious "Almost Completely Empty Stadium" Award for 2011 is University of Miami President Donna Shalala.

:ripping sound:

It's the Cincinnati Bearcats!!!!!!!!

 

[AKAK]

I think Luke wrote this for her:

(Super NSFW. ANd look at all the white people.... )

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sc_nQiuDN0"]2-Live Crew, "Face down ass up" - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Dryden]

All you. Seriously. Just stop.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U68s4JI22Zk"]Team America - Mondo Upchuck Scene - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Saw31]

Shalala lalala hey hey goodbye...

 

[Pheasant]

If you can get past the Bilbo Baggins face and the Danny DeVito body, she's not half bad.

 

[Frohlich]

I'd hit it

With a hammer ?????

 

[Pheasant]

With a hammer ?????

Stick, bat, hammer...whatever

 

[Frohlich]

Stick, bat, hammer...whatever

Cool. If you see even the slightest twitch..hit again....and again...and again.

 

[Mike80]

 

[lvbuckeye]

I'm guessing that you'd have to add in a lot of cocaine.






And I seriously think drugs are the part of the story that Yahoo held back intentionally, waiting a few more days before giving the story another rush, so to speak.

nah, coke makes your isht limp... way worse than whisky.

did i say that out loud?