Official Caption Thread (merged)

[AMISH-SLAYER]

I'm telling you dude. chicks dig gymnasist

 

[RugbyBuck]

"Gawdamnit, Donny, Jr., I tole you ta get offa them kids' tarampogina!"

 

[Buck Nasty]

Hopefully this trampoline paired with my stretching exercises will allow me to achieve my goal of sucking my own penis. Since I obviously will never find anyone else to do it.

 

[AKAK]

[Voice over]

"Next on Backyard Wrestling, Man enters battle of wits with self."

 

[jcfiesta]

How do you flush?

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Photos like this make me wonder about people and their motivations.

"Alright guys... If my legs get stuck back there are you gonna help me get 'em unstuck?"

 

[exhawg]

Gid'er'dun

 

[AKAK]

"Hey baby, you wanna be in Cirque du Oil of Olay"

 

[FKAGobucks877]

Does this make me look fat?

 

[AJHawkfan]

"Thanks to a sizeable donation from a dead alum, the University of Michigan's aerospace engineering program was able to purchase some new testing equipment."

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Jeb sat in disbelief after he realized that his hopes of making the next US Olympic team were lost after he couldn't stick the landing.

 

[BUCKWEISER]

With his hopes of a repeat medal perfomance crushed by the south korean judge, Ernest refuses to leave the trampoline in silent protest.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Nice work. High marks, all around.

 

[tyrus]

Hey Thump, get down from there.....

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]