Odd company emails

[OSUsushichic]

So, I found this in my Inbox today:

I seem to have misplaced a beard trimmer. It's a chrome Wall trimmer. If anyone has seen it please let me know. Thank you.

 

[sepia5]

So, I found this in my Inbox today:

What's Buckyle's email address?

 

[JCOSU86]

I got an email one time that detailed, at length, a co-workers success with her "show ferrets". Her name? Scarlet Ann Grey.

Not making this up.

 

[iambrutus]

this makes me miss thumps janitor emails

 

[OSUsushichic]

Beard trimmer found. I can sleep better knowing that. What a dweeb.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I seem to have misplaced my collection of rare noodles.... any one have any ideas where they might be?

 

[OCBuckWife]

I seem to have misplaced my collection of rare noodles.... any one have any ideas where they might be?

 

[buckeyebri]

So, I found this in my Inbox today:

resist the urge to respond to "All" "Who the F... Cares"....

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I got an email one time that detailed, at length, a co-workers success with her "show ferrets". Her name? Scarlet Ann Grey.

Not making this up.

I know that bitch. I ain't no "show ferret" you fuckin' ho bag. Bitch tries to put a bow on my fuckin' head one more time I'm gonna bite her nipples off. Crazy-ass skank.

 

[JCOSU86]

I seem to have misplaced my collection of rare noodles.... any one have any ideas where they might be?

Nope, but found a couple medium-rare.