Obscure Holidays

[buckeyegrad]

Just in case any of you needed a reason to not work or party this week, here you go:

Month of April
National Humor Month
International Guitar Month
Keep America Beautiful Month
Lawn and Garden Month
Poetry Month
National Welding Month
Stress Awareness Month
Sexual Assault Awareness Month

4th Week of April
Administrative Assistants Week
National Karaoke Week

April 25
National Zucchini Bread Day
East meets West Day

April 26
Hug an Australian Day
National Pretzel Day
Richter Scale Day

April 27
Secretary's Day
Babe Ruth Day
Tell a Story Day

April 28
Great Poetry Reading Day
Kiss Your Mate Day

April 29
Greenery Day
Moment of Laughter Day
National Shrimp Scampi Day

April 30
Hairstyle Appreciation Day
National Honesty Day

 

[Thump]

buckeyegrad,

You have too much free time on your hands.

Your time would be better spent starting threads asking what everyone's favorite carpet fiber is.

 

[buckeyegrad]

You have too much free time on your hands.

At least I will have the time to eat some Zucchini bread today while I go and meet someone from the East.

 

[iambrutus]

buckeyegrad,
Your time would be better spent starting threads asking what everyone's favorite carpet fiber is.

thats an easy one "berber"

 

[FKAGobucks877]

Hey Sushi, I'm Australian.

 

[buckeyegrad]

Just how does one celebrate Richter Scale Day?

I guess my wife and I could cause the earth to move tonight, but other than that I'm lost.

 

[Thump]

Just how does one celebrate Richter Scale Day?

I guess my wife and I could cause the earth to move tonight, but other than that I'm lost.

Are you calling your wife fat?

 

[buckeyegrad]

Are you calling your wife fat?

Uhhh, no. Haven't you ever heard that if felt like the "world moved" when you have sex???

Homo.

 

[Thump]

Uhhh, no. Haven't you ever heard that if felt like the "world moved" when you have sex???

Homo.

It's so fast for me the bed doesn't even have time to shake!

 

[Jake]