Nude Maid Troubles

[DaytonBuck]

TAMPA - A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man's home.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes.

The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home.

Authorities say the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour.

When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom. In an interview with CNN, the woman said she planned to file for divorce.

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[OCBuckWife]

I'm thinking the nude maid service probably isn't bonded so that's his bad.
If female prisoners can keep shivs, drugs, whatever, up in there, I don't see why jewelry can't fit too. 40K of jewelry doesn't have to a lot of jewelry, could have been one nice rock. Kobe's wife's ring would fit. :-)

 

[Gatorubet]

I'm thinking the nude maid service probably isn't bonded so that's his bad.
If female prisoners can keep shivs, drugs, whatever, up in there, I don't see why jewelry can't fit too. 40K of jewelry doesn't have to a lot of jewelry, could have been one nice rock. Kobe's wife's ring would fit. :-)

Why do they hate single moms so much?

 

[Gatorubet]

If Strom Thurmond was reading thread titles, he'd shit himself when he saw this.

 

[Buckeye86]

At least she didn't lactate on anything.

 

[Mike80]

The poll the site is running is the best part...even funnier is that no is almost even with yes

• While a Tampa woman was on vacation, her husband hired a woman to clean the house in the nude. Is this grounds for divorce?
  Yes (294 responses)
  
  
  39.5%
  No (288 responses)
  
  
  38.7%
  Undecided (34 responses)
  
  
  4.6%
  I don't care (129 responses)
  
  
  17.3%
  • 745 total responses (Results not scientific)

 

[shetuck]

If Strom Thurmond was reading thread titles, he'd shit himself when he saw this.

Strom Thurmond can read?

 

[BB73]

If hiring a thieving nude maid is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

 

[PlanetFrnd]

If putting $40,000 of hard objects in my tookus is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

FIFY

 

[ScriptOhio]

Since this thread is totally worthless without pictures:

Photo of a "person of interest" that police want to talk to about this crime:

Person of interest sought in 'nude maid' jewelry theft case | WFTS-TV | First in HD


UPDATED: Nude Maid Allegedly Steals $40,000 in Jewelry From Florida Man - Kenna DiMartini

Entire article: Top of the Nudes

 

[Taosman]

The UPS girl did it!