Now THERE'S a couple that knows how to fight!

[Fungo Squiggly]

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MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican couple were recovering separately after a marital spat got out of control and saw them firing guns, throwing knives and hurling homemade bombs, Mexican daily Milenio said on Monday.

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In scenes taken straight out of hit romantic comedy "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Juan Espinosa and Irma Contreras fought until their house blew up in a homemade gasoline bomb explosion, Milenio said.
Police called to the home in the indigenous Mayan Indian town of Oxkutzcab in the southeastern state of Yucatan arrested Espinosa. Contreras was taken to hospital with third-degree burns.
A local police official confirmed the report but declined to provide further information.
In the violence-filled movie about the fictional Smiths, Pitt and Jolie play married assassins ordered to kill each other.
Espinosa told reporters he was glad his wife had suffered burns, while Contreras said she was only sorry she had not "hacked off his manhood" during the fight.

Sounds like a match made in heaven

 

[BB73]

For me, that would be an easy choice between divorce and getting your manhood hacked off.

 

[hoat]

This story is so close to capturing what marriage is actually like. Now if I only knew how to make a home made bomb, and if she would just hold still for a second.

 

[Taosman]

It's important to have ground rules when fighting.
No personal attacks. Don't call your spouse fat or stupid.
It is OK to tell them to f-off. Or call them an a-hole.
No hitting! If it looks like it's headed that direction, walk out till cooler heads prevail.
No destruction of personal property. As much as you'd like to trash her Donnie Osmond collection, don't!
No attacks on family. Even if the in-laws are Satan.
Abide by these rules and you too can get old and grey with someone who really cares and will overlook your failings and gas!