Notre Dame miffed over shocker

[methomps]

From what little I know of Notre Dame's outgoing President "Monk" Malloy, I think he's a decent guy. He stood up and expressed his displeasure over the way Willingham was fired, and the man is a priest.

However, I do find humor in a growing controversy over an incident in which Malloy was tricked into posing for a picture while flashing a hand gesture called the shocker, which has undeniable sexual connotations.

I haven't been able to find the actual picture in the 10 minutes I spent reading about this because ND has pressured people to take it down, but you can follow some of the controversy here and here.

 

[iambrutus]

when i first learned about the shocker, my wife and i had just started dating and i was still in the WWF/WWE fan stage. she had no clue what it was, she thought it was a wrestling reference. one day she came home and punched me in the shoulder, called me sick and then told me she just heard at work what the shocker meant!! we still laugh about it to this day!!

 

[tyrus]

and then told me she just heard at work what the shocker meant!!

And you believe she just "heard" what it meant......

 

[BB73]

I'll bet he didn't know what the Shocker was.

I think the different ways to describe it are pretty entertaining:

• "Two in the pink, one in the stink."
• "Two in the coot, one in the boot."
• "Going to town, with one in the brown."
• "Two in the bush, one in the tush."
• "Two in the slut, one in the butt."
• "Two in the grass, one in the ass."
• "Two in the split, one where she shits."
• "Dos en el rosado, y uno en el morado."
• "Two in the goo, one in the poo."

 

[coxew]

[*]"Dos en el rosado, y uno en el morado."

 

[BIATCHabutuka]

i used this one the last time this topic got brought up but anyways....


when will you guys give up your fascination with rookie moves like the shocker and move on to more advanced moves like the famed handpuppet.

 

[jlb1705]

The Pleaser - same as The Shocker
The Punisher - a reverse Shocker - one in the pink, two in the stink (ouch!)