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Nothing good happens in Florida (more proof)

Jaxbuck;1875180; said:
The Dali Lama's nephew killed by southern American.

Total consciousness?


I have to get out of this place.

Seriously.
Yeah. 'Cause when you decide to walk in the road instead of across the street on the sidewalk - and wear dark clothes - at night - under a canopy of trees - you getting hit by a car is due to the "Southern American" status of the driver and not your own dumb-ass choice to walk in the street at night wearing black.

Sorry it happened.
 
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FCollinsBuckeye;1875241; said:
Gator - why do you hate Tibet?

The people of Tibet are in trouble. They're being run down by cars on the roadways of Florida. But they still whip up an amazing fish curry... and since 200 of us bought at Groupon.com, we're each getting $30 worth of Tibetan food for just $15.

groupon-tibet.jpg
 
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Gatorubet;1875227; said:
Yeah. 'Cause when you decide to walk in the road instead of across the street on the sidewalk - and wear dark clothes - at night - under a canopy of trees - you getting hit by a car is due to the "Southern American" status of the driver and not your own dumb-ass choice to walk in the street at night wearing black.

Sorry it happened.


He made 6,800 miles in the rest of America incident free.

Just sayin.
 
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