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Gatorubet

Loathing All Things Georgia
I kid you not.....George and co are about a block from my office here on St. Charles Avenue. I'm sitting in my office when some guys rush by me on the way to my office balcony. It is a State Trooper and a Secret Service guy, and an attorney from the first floor. They go into my law partner's office and start kicking at the door to open it onto the balcony. I mean, splitting the wood of the door. I say, "Whoa guys, the door is nailed shit - what do you want in my office?" Guy wearing a suit with little cord thingy sticking out of his ear is going on about "The sniper team saw someone on the balcony" So I say, "well, not my balcony, quit kicking the door, the one by my secretary works" - so they go out onto the balcony and the trooper starts to draw his gun. The Secret Service guy says "Wait - the attorney will tell us if the person who walked out here works here"

I'm thinking, shit - some one's about to get shot because they went onto the balcony of their office.... "How long is this going on", I say? "You can't leave the building until three - that's when the Package leaves"

"Package - what the Hell is package?" i say. "That's Code for the President" he says. "What - dumb shit was taken?" says I...

"Where you on the balcony? " he says? "Nah man, just going back to work" says I....

Good Lord, a fella could get shot for taking a smoke break out there! :(
 
Gatorubet;1146221; said:
I kid you not.....George and co are about a block from my office here on St. Charles Avenue. I'm sitting in my office when some guys rush by me on the way to my office balcony. It is a State Trooper and a Secret Service guy, and an attorney from the first floor. They go into my law partner's office and start kicking at the door to open it onto the balcony. I mean, splitting the wood of the door. I say, "Whoa guys, the door is nailed shit - what do you want in my office?" Guy wearing a suit with little cord thingy sticking out of his ear is going on about "The sniper team saw someone on the balcony" So I say, "well, not my balcony, quit kicking the door, the one by my secretary works" - so they go out onto the balcony and the trooper starts to draw his gun. The Secret Service guy says "Wait - the attorney will tell us if the person who walked out here works here"

I'm thinking, shit - some one's about to get shot because they went onto the balcony of their office.... "How long is this going on", I say? "You can't leave the building until three - that's when the Package leaves"

"Package - what the Hell is package?" i say. "That's Code for the President" he says. "What - dumb shit was taken?" says I...

"Where you on the balcony? " he says? "Nah man, just going back to work" says I....

Good Lord, a fella could get shot for taking a smoke break out there! :(

:tibor:

p.s. Why do you hate America?
 
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W! :p

JMO. :biggrin:
 
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Gatorubet;1146221; said:
I "The sniper team saw someone on the balcony"

so answer me this. how does it feel to know you were in the crosshairs of a highly trained disciplined sharpshooter with a loaded weapon who would have pulled the trigger without hesitation for a significant portion of your day yesterday? :biggrin:
 
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martinss01;1146746; said:
so answer me this. how does it feel to know you were in the crosshairs of a highly trained disciplined sharpshooter with a loaded weapon who would have pulled the trigger without hesitation for a significant portion of your day yesterday? :biggrin:

Not me babe...my partner has the office off the balcony? :biggrin:
 
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martinss01;1146807; said:
if you work in the office im pretty sure someone had eyes on you at some point during the day :wink:. just a little something to think about honey bear :p.

No doubt. But I remain confident that they won't shoot unless they can tell for sure than I'm not wearing a lapel flag pin. :wink2:
 
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