No, you're out, bitch!

[AJHawkfan]

Police: Youth Minister Attacks Boy After Dodgeball Hit

POSTED: 10:46 am EST March 31, 2006

LIBERTY, Mo. -- A youth minister in Missouri has been charged with assault for allegedly knocking down a 16-year-old boy and kicking him in the groin during a dodgeball game.

Authorities said the teen had missed David M. Boudreaux, 27, with one throw, but then knocked his glasses off with another.

The boy apologized, but authorities said Boudreaux pushed him backwards and then kicked him in the groin when the teen got up again.

Court records said the boy suffered whiplash, post-concussion syndrome, had blood in his urine and other injuries.

Prosecutors said Boudreaux later apologized, but an administrator at Crescent Lake Christian Academy said he's been placed on administrative leave.

 

[AMISH-SLAYER]

Dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

is the guy superman? how do you get whiplash, post-concussion syndrome, and blood in your piss from being pushed down and kicked in the balls?

 

[exhawg]

is the guy superman? how do you get whiplash, post-concussion syndrome, and blood in your piss from being pushed down and kicked in the balls?

I bet I could do that to Teddy Swim Team.

 

[Taosman]

Dodge-ball is tough. Not!
If you have blood in your urine, that's internal bleeding. Can't be faked.

 

[AJHawkfan]

I can't beleive none of you guys have commented on this part.....

Authorities said the teen had missed David M. Boudreaux, 27, with one throw, but then knocked his glasses off with another.

The boy apologized....

There's no apologizing in dodge ball!!!!! Especially for a sweet ass throw that knocks off someone's glasses. That's like hitting a hole in one on golf! Geesh!

 

[AKAK]

Dude, that kid got his ass kicked by a French guy.

Pussy.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

the guy obviously didn't have enough training... "if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball".

 

[mcclellanatosu]

Dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge

My thoughts exactly