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No wonder the judge looked so happy...

I'm just picturing this scene from Night Court:

Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: ...and in summary... What the hell is that sound? Judge? JUDGE!?! Are you even listening?

Judge Harry T. Stone: What?!?! No, of course I'm listening! You say he killed the guy... he says he didn't... yada, yada, yaaaaaahhhaaah-doh... ohhhh... RECESS!

Christine Sullivan: Did I just see...

Court Clerk Mac Robinson: I hate my life.

Bailiff Nostradamus "Bull" Shannon: All rise!

Judge Harry T. Stone: Heh, heh... too late!

Bull: Huh?!?

Judge Harry T. Stone : Nothing. Look! Over there! MONKEYS! (Uses distraction and slight of hand to slip unit back under robes and exits courtroom past an obviously disgusted Mac)

Roz: Not sure why we all call him "harry stone"... from what I could see his stones are bald.

Christine and Dan: Eeewwww!

Mac: Excuse me while I go jump off the building!

Bull: Where's the monkeys?

queue commercial

:) :)
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The line just sounded better coming from Roz. :wink2:

Selma would have said something like: "I haven't seen Harry that excited since he met Mel Torme."

(substitute Mel Torme with Yakov Korolenko for rare triple connotation).
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Oklahoma judge caught in courtroom

Here Comes The Judge

State: Bounce Oklahoma jurist for "pumping it up" on bench

<META content="State: Bounce Oklahoma jurist for " name=TITLE pumping it up? on bench?>
JUNE 24--While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist. According to the below complaint filed by the Oklahoma Attorney General, Donald D. Thompson, 57, was caught in the act by a clerk, trial witnesses, and his longtime court reporter (these unsettling first-hand accounts will make you wonder what's going on under other black robes). Visitors to Thompson's Creek County courtroom reported hearing a "swooshing" sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up." Thompson, the complaint charges, even pumped himself up during an August 2003 murder trial. The AG's petition quotes Thompson (pictured above) as admitting that the pump was "under the bench" during the murder case (and at other times), but he denied using the item, which was supposedly a "gag gift from a friend." (9 pages)

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