NFL Movie Character Mock Draft

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Hilarious mock draft done on Tirico Suave — Formerly Andy Reid’s Drug Emporium.

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1. Miami Dolphins - Forrest Gump. KR. (Forrest Gump).
Bill Parcells would prefer to go with a defensive player here, but can?t resist a player who scores nearly every time he touches the ball. Concerns over Gumps intelligence were allayed when Gump scored a 9 on his Wunderlic test, 2 points higher than Vince Young.

2. St. Louis Rams - Charles Jefferson. DE. (Fast Times At Ridgemont High).
The Rams drafted DT Adam Carriker last year and continue to improve their line by drafting Jefferson. The Rams will also be hiring Jeff Spicoli to trash Jefferson?s new Escalade and blame it on the Seahawks.

3. Atlanta Falcons - Ronnie ?Sunshine? Bass. QB. (Remember The Titans).
After a terrible season under immobile QBs, Joey Harrington and Byron Leftwich, the Falcons draft a more mobile quarterback. Arthur Blank hopes Bass?s long, dreamy, glowing locks make Falcons? fans forget about their last franchise QB.





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[LoKyBuckeye]

24. Tennessee Titans - Air Bud. WR. (Air Bud, Golden Retriever).
I have to admit, I?ve never seen any of the Air Bud movies, but from what I understand, it?s about a dog that catches footballs in it?s mouth. He has to be better than Roydell Williams, Justin Gage or Brandon Jones. He also scored two points higher on the Wonderlic