NFL Football Elimination Game

[ScriptOhio]

Even though nobody really cares (including me):

Giants +
Bears -

Cincinnati: 195
NY Giants: 69
Chicago: 5
Tampa Bay: 50

Eliminated:
1- Baltimore Ratbirds
2- Dallas Cowgirls
3- Philadelphia Beagles
4- Miami-not so perfect anymore-Blowphins
5- Shittsburg Stillers
6- Green Gay Cheeseheads
7- New England Pukes
8- Seattle Semenhawks
9- Denver Horse Shit
10- Detroit Lyin's
11- Cleveland Shit Stains
12- NY Just End The Season
13- St. Louis Ass Rams
14- Atlanta Sparrows
15- San Francisco Zeros
16- Kansas City Chumps
17- Washington Red-Fore-Skins
18- Indianapolis Dolts
19- Buffalo No Balls
20- New Orleans Ain'ts with a Bush
21- Minnesota Vicodins
22- Houston, We Have A Problem
23- San Diago "A Whale's Vagina"
24- Choakland Raiders
25- Tennessee Titties
26- Carolina Panties
27- Jacksonville FAGuars
28- Arizona Canaries

 

[tmporter]

+ Giants
- Bucs

Cincinnati: 195
NY Giants: 70
Chicago: 5
Tampa Bay: 49

Eliminated:
1- Baltimore Ratbirds
2- Dallas Cowgirls
3- Philadelphia Beagles
4- Miami-not so perfect anymore-Blowphins
5- Shittsburg Stillers
6- Green Gay Cheeseheads
7- New England Pukes
8- Seattle Semenhawks
9- Denver Horse Shit
10- Detroit Lyin's
11- Cleveland Shit Stains
12- NY Just End The Season
13- St. Louis Ass Rams
14- Atlanta Sparrows
15- San Francisco Zeros
16- Kansas City Chumps
17- Washington Red-Fore-Skins
18- Indianapolis Dolts
19- Buffalo No Balls
20- New Orleans Ain'ts with a Bush
21- Minnesota Vicodins
22- Houston, We Have A Problem
23- San Diago "A Whale's Vagina"
24- Choakland Raiders
25- Tennessee Titties
26- Carolina Panties
27- Jacksonville FAGuars
28- Arizona Canaries

 

[msj2487]

+ Tampa Bay
- Giants

Cincinnati: 195
NY Giants: 69
Chicago: 5
Tampa Bay: 50

Eliminated:
1- Baltimore Ratbirds
2- Dallas Cowgirls
3- Philadelphia Beagles
4- Miami-not so perfect anymore-Blowphins
5- Shittsburg Stillers
6- Green Gay Cheeseheads
7- New England Pukes
8- Seattle Semenhawks
9- Denver Horse Shit
10- Detroit Lyin's
11- Cleveland Browns
12- NY Just End The Season
13- St. Louis Ass Rams
14- Atlanta Sparrows
15- San Francisco Zeros
16- Kansas City Chumps
17- Washington Red-Fore-Skins
18- Indianapolis Dolts
19- Buffalo No Balls
20- New Orleans Ain'ts with a Bush
21- Minnesota Vicodins
22- Houston, We Have A Problem
23- San Diago "A Whale's Vagina"
24- Choakland Raiders
25- Tennessee Titties
26- Carolina Panties
27- Jacksonville FAGuars
28- Arizona Canaries

 

[tmporter]

Wow is this getting old. You and I cancelling each other out.

+ Giants
- Bucs

Cincinnati: 195
NY Giants: 70
Chicago: 5
Tampa Bay: 49

Eliminated:
1- Baltimore Ratbirds
2- Dallas Cowgirls
3- Philadelphia Beagles
4- Miami-not so perfect anymore-Blowphins
5- Shittsburg Stillers
6- Green Gay Cheeseheads
7- New England Pukes
8- Seattle Semenhawks
9- Denver Horse Shit
10- Detroit Lyin's
11- Cleveland Browns
12- NY Just End The Season
13- St. Louis Ass Rams
14- Atlanta Sparrows
15- San Francisco Zeros
16- Kansas City Chumps
17- Washington Red-Fore-Skins
18- Indianapolis Dolts
19- Buffalo No Balls
20- New Orleans Ain'ts with a Bush
21- Minnesota Vicodins
22- Houston, We Have A Problem
23- San Diago "A Whale's Vagina"
24- Choakland Raiders
25- Tennessee Titties
26- Carolina Panties
27- Jacksonville FAGuars
28- Arizona Canaries

 

[ScriptOhio]

Even though the Giants lost again:

Giants +
Bears -

Cincinnati: 195
NY Giants: 71
Chicago: 4
Tampa Bay: 49

Eliminated:
1- Baltimore Ratbirds
2- Dallas Cowgirls
3- Philadelphia Beagles
4- Miami-not so perfect anymore-Blowphins
5- Shittsburg Stillers
6- Green Gay Cheeseheads
7- New England Pukes
8- Seattle Semenhawks
9- Denver Horse Shit
10- Detroit Lyin's
11- Cleveland Shit Stains
12- NY Just End The Season
13- St. Louis Ass Rams
14- Atlanta Sparrows
15- San Francisco Zeros
16- Kansas City Chumps
17- Washington Red-Fore-Skins
18- Indianapolis Dolts
19- Buffalo No Balls
20- New Orleans Ain'ts with a Bush
21- Minnesota Vicodins
22- Houston, We Have A Problem
23- San Diago "A Whale's Vagina"
24- Choakland Raiders
25- Tennessee Titties
26- Carolina Panties
27- Jacksonville FAGuars
28- Arizona Canaries

 

[Thump]

Bengals +1
Bears -1

Cincinnati: 196
NY Giants: 71
Chicago: 3
Tampa Bay: 49

Eliminated:
1- Baltimore Ratbirds
2- Dallas Cowgirls
3- Philadelphia Beagles
4- Miami-not so perfect anymore-Blowphins
5- Shittsburg Stillers
6- Green Gay Cheeseheads
7- New England Pukes
8- Seattle Semenhawks
9- Denver Horse Shit
10- Detroit Lyin's
11- Cleveland Shit Stains
12- NY Just End The Season
13- St. Louis Ass Rams
14- Atlanta Sparrows
15- San Francisco Zeros
16- Kansas City Chumps
17- Washington Red-Fore-Skins
18- Indianapolis Dolts
19- Buffalo No Balls
20- New Orleans Ain'ts with a Bush
21- Minnesota Vicodins
22- Houston, We Have A Problem
23- San Diago "A Whale's Vagina"
24- Choakland Raiders
25- Tennessee Titties
26- Carolina Panties
27- Jacksonville FAGuars
28- Arizona Canaries

 

[msj2487]

Tampa Bay +1
Giants -1

Cincinnati: 196
NY Giants: 70
Chicago: 3
Tampa Bay: 50

Eliminated:
1- Baltimore Ratbirds
2- Dallas Cowgirls
3- Philadelphia Beagles
4- Miami-not so perfect anymore-Blowphins
5- Shittsburg Stillers
6- Green Gay Cheeseheads
7- New England Pukes
8- Seattle Semenhawks
9- Denver Horse Shit
10- Detroit Lyin's
11- Cleveland Shit Stains
12- NY Just End The Season
13- St. Louis Ass Rams
14- Atlanta Sparrows
15- San Francisco Zeros
16- Kansas City Chumps
17- Washington Red-Fore-Skins
18- Indianapolis Dolts
19- Buffalo No Balls
20- New Orleans Ain'ts with a Bush
21- Minnesota Vicodins
22- Houston, We Have A Problem
23- San Diago "A Whale's Vagina"
24- Choakland Raiders
25- Tennessee Titties
26- Carolina Panties
27- Jacksonville FAGuars
28- Arizona Canaries

 

[buckeyegrad]

Cin +1
NY -1

Cincinnati: 197
NY Giants: 69
Chicago: 3
Tampa Bay: 50

Eliminated:
1- Baltimore Ratbirds
2- Dallas Cowgirls
3- Philadelphia Beagles
4- Miami-not so perfect anymore-Blowphins
5- Shittsburg Stillers
6- Green Gay Cheeseheads
7- New England Pukes
8- Seattle Semenhawks
9- Denver Horse Shit
10- Detroit Lyin's
11- Cleveland Shit Stains
12- NY Just End The Season
13- St. Louis Ass Rams
14- Atlanta Sparrows
15- San Francisco Zeros
16- Kansas City Chumps
17- Washington Red-Fore-Skins
18- Indianapolis Dolts
19- Buffalo No Balls
20- New Orleans Ain'ts with a Bush
21- Minnesota Vicodins
22- Houston, We Have A Problem
23- San Diago "A Whale's Vagina"
24- Choakland Raiders
25- Tennessee Titties
26- Carolina Panties
27- Jacksonville FAGuars
28- Arizona Canaries

 

[ScriptOhio]

Giants +
Bears -

Cincinnati: 197
NY Giants: 70
Chicago: 2
Tampa Bay: 50

Eliminated:
1- Baltimore Ratbirds
2- Dallas Cowgirls
3- Philadelphia Beagles
4- Miami-not so perfect anymore-Blowphins
5- Shittsburg Stillers
6- Green Gay Cheeseheads
7- New England Pukes
8- Seattle Semenhawks
9- Denver Horse Shit
10- Detroit Lyin's
11- Cleveland Shit Stains
12- NY Just End The Season
13- St. Louis Ass Rams
14- Atlanta Sparrows
15- San Francisco Zeros
16- Kansas City Chumps
17- Washington Red-Fore-Skins
18- Indianapolis Dolts
19- Buffalo No Balls
20- New Orleans Ain'ts with a Bush
21- Minnesota Vicodins
22- Houston, We Have A Problem
23- San Diago "A Whale's Vagina"
24- Choakland Raiders
25- Tennessee Titties
26- Carolina Panties
27- Jacksonville FAGuars
28- Arizona Canaries

 

[tmporter]

+ Giants
- Bucs

Cincinnati: 197
NY Giants: 71
Chicago: 2
Tampa Bay: 49

Eliminated:
1- Baltimore Ratbirds
2- Dallas Cowgirls
3- Philadelphia Beagles
4- Miami-not so perfect anymore-Blowphins
5- Shittsburg Stillers
6- Green Gay Cheeseheads
7- New England Pukes
8- Seattle Semenhawks
9- Denver Horse Shit
10- Detroit Lyin's
11- Cleveland Shit Stains
12- NY Just End The Season
13- St. Louis Ass Rams
14- Atlanta Sparrows
15- San Francisco Zeros
16- Kansas City Chumps
17- Washington Red-Fore-Skins
18- Indianapolis Dolts
19- Buffalo No Balls
20- New Orleans Ain'ts with a Bush
21- Minnesota Vicodins
22- Houston, We Have A Problem
23- San Diago "A Whale's Vagina"
24- Choakland Raiders
25- Tennessee Titties
26- Carolina Panties
27- Jacksonville FAGuars
28- Arizona Canaries

 

[msj2487]

+ Tampa Bay
- Giants

Cincinnati: 197
NY Giants: 70
Chicago: 2
Tampa Bay: 50

Eliminated:
1- Baltimore Ratbirds
2- Dallas Cowgirls
3- Philadelphia Beagles
4- Miami-not so perfect anymore-Blowphins
5- Shittsburg Stillers
6- Green Gay Cheeseheads
7- New England Pukes
8- Seattle Semenhawks
9- Denver Horse Shit
10- Detroit Lyin's
11- Cleveland Shit Stains
12- NY Just End The Season
13- St. Louis Ass Rams
14- Atlanta Sparrows
15- San Francisco Zeros
16- Kansas City Chumps
17- Washington Red-Fore-Skins
18- Indianapolis Dolts
19- Buffalo No Balls
20- New Orleans Ain'ts with a Bush
21- Minnesota Vicodins
22- Houston, We Have A Problem
23- San Diago "A Whale's Vagina"
24- Choakland Raiders
25- Tennessee Titties
26- Carolina Panties
27- Jacksonville FAGuars
28- Arizona Canaries

 

[ScriptOhio]

Ok, somebody take out the Chicago Bares.

Giants +
Bares -

Cincinnati: 197
NY Giants: 71
Chicago: 1
Tampa Bay: 50

Eliminated:
1- Baltimore Ratbirds
2- Dallas Cowgirls
3- Philadelphia Beagles
4- Miami-not so perfect anymore-Blowphins
5- Shittsburg Stillers
6- Green Gay Cheeseheads
7- New England Pukes
8- Seattle Semenhawks
9- Denver Horse Shit
10- Detroit Lyin's
11- Cleveland Shit Stains
12- NY Just End The Season
13- St. Louis Ass Rams
14- Atlanta Sparrows
15- San Francisco Zeros
16- Kansas City Chumps
17- Washington Red-Fore-Skins
18- Indianapolis Dolts
19- Buffalo No Balls
20- New Orleans Ain'ts with a Bush
21- Minnesota Vicodins
22- Houston, We Have A Problem
23- San Diago "A Whale's Vagina"
24- Choakland Raiders
25- Tennessee Titties
26- Carolina Panties
27- Jacksonville FAGuars
28- Arizona Canaries

 

[tedginn05]

Cincy +
Bears -

Cincinnati: 198
NY Giants: 71
Tampa Bay: 50

Eliminated:
1- Baltimore Ratbirds
2- Dallas Cowgirls
3- Philadelphia Beagles
4- Miami-not so perfect anymore-Blowphins
5- Shittsburg Stillers
6- Green Gay Cheeseheads
7- New England Pukes
8- Seattle Semenhawks
9- Denver Horse Shit
10- Detroit Lyin's
11- Cleveland Shit Stains
12- NY Just End The Season
13- St. Louis Ass Rams
14- Atlanta Sparrows
15- San Francisco Zeros
16- Kansas City Chumps
17- Washington Red-Fore-Skins
18- Indianapolis Dolts
19- Buffalo No Balls
20- New Orleans Ain'ts with a Bush
21- Minnesota Vicodins
22- Houston, We Have A Problem
23- San Diago "A Whale's Vagina"
24- Choakland Raiders
25- Tennessee Titties
26- Carolina Panties
27- Jacksonville FAGuars
28- Arizona Canaries
29- Chicago Bares

 

[BuckeyeSoldier]

Cincy +
Bucs -

Cincinnati: 199
NY Giants: 71
Tampa Bay: 49

Eliminated:
1- Baltimore Ratbirds
2- Dallas Cowgirls
3- Philadelphia Beagles
4- Miami-not so perfect anymore-Blowphins
5- Shittsburg Stillers
6- Green Gay Cheeseheads
7- New England Pukes
8- Seattle Semenhawks
9- Denver Horse Shit
10- Detroit Lyin's
11- Cleveland Shit Stains
12- NY Just End The Season
13- St. Louis Ass Rams
14- Atlanta Sparrows
15- San Francisco Zeros
16- Kansas City Chumps
17- Washington Red-Fore-Skins
18- Indianapolis Dolts
19- Buffalo No Balls
20- New Orleans Ain'ts with a Bush
21- Minnesota Vicodins
22- Houston, We Have A Problem
23- San Diago "A Whale's Vagina"
24- Choakland Raiders
25- Tennessee Titties
26- Carolina Panties
27- Jacksonville FAGuars
28- Arizona Canaries
29- Chicago Bares

 

[msj2487]

Tampa Bay +
Giants -

Cincinnati: 199
NY Giants: 70
Tampa Bay: 50

Eliminated:
1- Baltimore Ratbirds
2- Dallas Cowgirls
3- Philadelphia Beagles
4- Miami-not so perfect anymore-Blowphins
5- Shittsburg Stillers
6- Green Gay Cheeseheads
7- New England Pukes
8- Seattle Semenhawks
9- Denver Horse Shit
10- Detroit Lyin's
11- Cleveland Shit Stains
12- NY Just End The Season
13- St. Louis Ass Rams
14- Atlanta Sparrows
15- San Francisco Zeros
16- Kansas City Chumps
17- Washington Red-Fore-Skins
18- Indianapolis Dolts
19- Buffalo No Balls
20- New Orleans Ain'ts with a Bush
21- Minnesota Vicodins
22- Houston, We Have A Problem
23- San Diago "A Whale's Vagina"
24- Choakland Raiders
25- Tennessee Titties
26- Carolina Panties
27- Jacksonville FAGuars
28- Arizona Canaries
29- Chicago Bares