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localyokel

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I guess marriage counseling is out of the question now...

http://http://www2.nbc4i.com/news/2012/mar/09/police-ohio-woman-bites-part-husbands-lip-ar-959772/

Police say a northeast Ohio woman arguing with her husband about ending their marriage bit off a portion of his lip. Officers found the bitten-off lip on a couch next to a cigarette*. The report says doctors were unable to reattach it.

* Wonder if the husband was smoking it when she jumped him...

Every time that guy looks in a mirror from now on, he should thank his lucky stars.

http://http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wife-cuts-off-husbands-penis-throws-garbage-disposal/story?id=14055080#.T1txGXmi9nA

(Found the above in Yahoo search because I couldn't initially remember Lorena Bobbitt's name. Mr. Bobbitt was a luckier man, too.)
 
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Forest Service in quandary about removing frozen cows from mountain cabin


DENVER (AP) - The U.S. Forest Service is considering explosives to move a bunch of frozen cows that died after getting stuck inside a cabin at 11,000 feet in Colorado's Rocky Mountains.

Forest Service spokesman Steve Segin said Tuesday that rangers are worried about the high fire danger and discussed other solutions when they met Tuesday, including using helicopters or trucks.

Segin said using helicopters is too expensive and rangers are worried about using trucks in a wilderness area, where the government bars permanent improvements and tries to preserve the natural habitat.

Other options include burning the cabin and dragging the dead cows out with pack animals, he said.

Forest Service spokesman Brian Porter said rangers saw about six cows inside the cabin, and several dead cows lying around the building.

``There is a lot of snow, and it's hard to determine how many cows are there,'' Porter said.

Rangers met Tuesday and went over their options, but it could take several days to make a decision, he said. They are also trying to locate the rancher who lost the cows.

Segin said officials are concerned about water contamination in the nearby hot springs if the cows start decomposing during the thaw.

``Obviously, time is of the essence because we don't want them defrosting,'' Segin said.

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:sick1: :moo:
 
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Muck;2142788; said:
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Tell a few hillbillies they can keep all the meat they can carry out.

Problem solved.

This.

Also, I llike the fact that no-one considered a chain saw to reduce the size to human carrying weight. If they are frozen, no mess, no stink.

"(C)ould take several days" to make a simple decision. Beauracracy at its finest.
 
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