Just for fun and because I was bored for 15 minutes:
Not sure if there will be a v-bet or not (hint hint
) but this week's game could be the most ginormous pile of epic suck in the history of college football. New Mexico is 0-5 and has been outscored 263-61. NMSU is 0-4 and has been outscored 184-47. These numbers make NMSU 118th in points scored and 119th in points allowed. New Mexico is 177th in points scored (because of their epic 20 against UTEP) and 120th in points allowed. Out of 120.
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NMSU is 116th in total offense. UNM is 118th.
UNM is converting less than 30% of their 3rd downs. NMSU is converting an epic 35%.
Combined points for both teams all season is 108. Combined penalties is 65.
Fewest points allowed by either team in a game? 38
Number of first downs Ohio State has running the ball: 55.
Number of first downs UNM AND NMSU have running the ball COMBINED: 53
Number of first downs NMSU has all season: 58
Number of first downs for Oregon this season: 136
Number of First downs for UNM and NMSU COMBINED: 137
QB rating at NMSU: 102.9
QB rating at UNM: 87.8
If you ADD those 2 numbers (190.7) they barely reach Auburn (188.8) Boise State (184.3) or NW/dUMb (181.3). OSU is 159.3.
Oregon's kicker has kicked 37 extra points. Both kickers on this game COMBINED have attempted 13...and managed to make 12.
NMSU is 10th nationally in punts attempted (31) despite playing only 4 games. Combined, the teams have punted 70 times...almost 8 times a game. The entire PAC10 has only punted 191 times...about 4 a game.
Finally...NMSU has ZERO sacks OR interceptions. UNM has 4 sacks and one INT. That's a combined 4 sacks and 1 INT in 9 games.
Has there ever been a game between 2 worse teams?
Not sure if there will be a v-bet or not (hint hint

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NMSU is 116th in total offense. UNM is 118th.
UNM is converting less than 30% of their 3rd downs. NMSU is converting an epic 35%.
Combined points for both teams all season is 108. Combined penalties is 65.
Fewest points allowed by either team in a game? 38
Number of first downs Ohio State has running the ball: 55.
Number of first downs UNM AND NMSU have running the ball COMBINED: 53
Number of first downs NMSU has all season: 58
Number of first downs for Oregon this season: 136
Number of First downs for UNM and NMSU COMBINED: 137
QB rating at NMSU: 102.9
QB rating at UNM: 87.8
If you ADD those 2 numbers (190.7) they barely reach Auburn (188.8) Boise State (184.3) or NW/dUMb (181.3). OSU is 159.3.
Oregon's kicker has kicked 37 extra points. Both kickers on this game COMBINED have attempted 13...and managed to make 12.
NMSU is 10th nationally in punts attempted (31) despite playing only 4 games. Combined, the teams have punted 70 times...almost 8 times a game. The entire PAC10 has only punted 191 times...about 4 a game.
Finally...NMSU has ZERO sacks OR interceptions. UNM has 4 sacks and one INT. That's a combined 4 sacks and 1 INT in 9 games.
Has there ever been a game between 2 worse teams?