New England Patriots (Official Thread)

[Jagdaddy]

Couldn’t he just fly to Vegas (or anywhere else in the world where prostitution is legal) or sail his yaht into international waters?

Nope, strip mall massage parlor in Florida is definitely the way to go if you’re a billionaire looking for some strange.

That's why it's strange. For guys with his money and clout, the other isn't strange.

 

[NFBuck]

"Hygiene was minimal, at best."

Jesus.

 

[Best Buckeye]

His cheese is weak.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

"Hygiene was minimal, at best."

Jesus.

When you get down dirty, it’s dirty.

And here I pictured Robert Kraft more for the Taken scenario where he sits in a separate sound proof room on a boat and bid on a girl through glass while being served champagne by a private attendant.

 

[NFBuck]

Who's giving their name to this kind of place?

"We like to send out a mailer."

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Who's giving their name to this kind of place?

"We like to send out a mailer."

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Judging by some of the names on the list, I’m thinking some aren’t real. John Johnson? Dick Palmer? Rolf? Last name of Young but born in ‘34?

 

[Bucklion]

Brady must have been busy...did I say that out loud?

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Reminds me of Tiger Woods. So much of his superpower is derived from banging whores. Take the whores away and the Patriots quickly become the Cincinnati Bengals (I didn’t have to say Browns for once).

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

He didn't mean it

 

[BB73]

Seems like Kraft's visit to the massage parlor only had a temporary 'happy ending'.

I'm sure the players will all be waiting to see how penalties are handled here.

 

[AKAK]

"Hygiene was minimal, at best."

Jesus.

Except the soapy fingers

 

[ScriptOhio]

Re: Using the label of therapeutic massage is a way to indicate that the purpose of the massage is meant to offer health benefits. In other words, there will be no "happy endings".

I'm sure he was only there for a "legit" therapeutic massage.

 

[colobuck79]

Costs for the services reported to be $59 to $79.
Not high end happy hour.

 

[Bucklion]

“I felt the balls, and they were perfect”

 

[AuTX Buckeye]