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[ScriptOhio]

One more lap around the Dunkin' Donuts shop and I'll be in shape for the an NFL tryout.

When Tina Turner sings "Bet'cha Can't Kiss Me (Just One More Time)" she was thinking about me.

I would have looked a lot sexier had they of given the number I asked for. How could I have known the equipment guy was dyslexic.

What's your caption?

 

[RugbyBuck]

In an effort to turn over a new leaf, Maurice Clarett decides to wear number 96 for his sub-Arena League debut.

 

[BB73]

It's not easy beating Charlie Weis to the buffet table!

 

[RugbyBuck]

I love it when you call me Big Poppa.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Spring 2010: Maurice Clarett holds out hopes of turning some heads at his record 5th NFL Combine.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Xtra Fuckin' Large

 

[Saw31]

"Anybody hear that? It's a ummm...It's an impact tremor is what it is...I'm fairly alarmed here..."

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

The real reason tearaway jerseys were banned.

 

[NightmaresDad]

Oh shit! My second set of man boobs is showing!

 

[Zurp]

"Man, that chili was a little too spicy for me... This is going to be a photo finish!"

 

[ScriptOhio]

Inspired by his idol Rod Smart, #96 chooses the name "I ATE HIM" for the name on the back of his XFL jersey.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Dey be havin' a special at Popeyez 'n shit!

 

[OhioState49]

thats ruben from american idol!

 

[Taosman]

Former Michigan football player, Gabe (I'm Not Fat) Watson training for World Championship Hotdog Eating Contest...........

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

CAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!