Need to relax?

[BuckeyeRyn]

I do, but if it lasts longer than 4 hours I'm supposed to see a doctor.

It's ok, I'm a trained medical professional.










I'll leave the porch light on for you.

 

[sandgk]

Materbation relieves that for a time.

Mater (pronounced /m?ːtɜːɹ/ or /meɪtɜːɹ/) is a formal term for mother, from Latin.
That sounds downright Freudian CCI - get a grip

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

It's ok, I'm a trained medical professional.






I'll leave the porch light on for you.

HAWT!!!!!!!!!

 

[scooter1369]

HAWT!!!!!!!!!

Hey!! Line forms to the left motherfucker.

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

Hey!! Line forms to the left motherfucker.

That's what you think....I'm already on her porch! By the way you may want to bring a coat, it's chilly outside and I wouldn't want you to catch a cold. You'll be waiting outside for a while.

 

[PlanetFrnd]

I vote we change the title of this thread from "relax" to "chillax"

 

[BB73]

It's ok, I'm a trained medical professional.










I'll leave the porch light on for you.

I'm posting this from the middle of Indiana.

 

[scooter1369]

I'm posting this from the middle of Indiana.

See a nice heifer you're interested in???

 

[BB73]

See a nice heifer you're interested in???

Some of them don't look too bad. I've gotta make this thing last for 4 hours!

 

[CCI]

See a nice heifer you're interested in???

BB73 maybe you should apply for the head coaching job at Indiana

 

[scooter1369]

BB73 maybe you should apply for the head coaching job at Indiana

Or cheerleading coach at Michigan. If some of those heifers are looking good to him.

 

[CCI]

Or cheerleading coach at Michigan. If some of those heifers are looking good to him.

He has already chewed his arm off enough. :pirate1: