NCAA drops the hammer ... on Caltech

[Taosman]

This was just the warm-up hammer!
The Thor Hammer is being saved for the bigger program smash!

 

[Dryden]

Sheldon is displeased.

 

[maximumblitz]

This is [censored]ing ridiculous.

Ridiculous times 2.

No, it's worse. It is ridiculous squared.

No, it's worse. It is 2 to the Ridiculous power.

No, it's worse. It is ridiculous divided by the collective NCAA IQ of 0 plus the collective ESPN IQ of 0.

This is so bad, it is worse than RichRod plotting to dominate tOSU by using a strength coach whose secret weapon was chocolate milk after workouts (ideal combo of the right protein and sugars).

This is so bad, it is worse than Christopher Columbus sailing west to reach the east, and reaching the west.

This is so bad, it is worse than memorializing a Naval officer who was in battle for a couple hours before deciding to start fighting ("I have not yet begun to fight").

This is so bad, it is worse than creating an operating system that requires you to hit START in order to shut the machine down.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/college/basketball/la-sp-plaschke-cal-tech-20120715,0,4643830.column

The baseball team will vacate all wins during a period in which it went 0-112. The men's water polo team will vacate wins achieved while going 0-66.

There are no words in the English language for this.

 

[woofermazing]

Does Caltech even have athletic scholarships?

 

[tundra1]

Does Caltech even have athletic scholarships?

No, it doesn't (Division III).