My wife

[scooter1369]

My wife left this morning for Kenneth's at Mill Run for a haircut.

SHE CAME HOME A REDHEAD!!!!

32 yeras as a blond. And POW!!! Red hair!!! I get a new woman tonight!!!

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Scooter.. I hear those redheads are HOT babes... take your viagra so you can keep up with her...

 

[osugrad21]

My wife left this morning for Kenneth's at Mill Run for a haircut.

SHE CAME HOME A REDHEAD!!!!

32 yeras as a blond. And POW!!! Red hair!!! I get a new woman tonight!!!

The real question is did she fix the carpet to match the drapes?

 

[scooter1369]

The real question is did she fix the carpet to match the drapes?

Hardwood floors...

 

[osugrad21]

Hardwood floors...

Good call

 

[gregorylee]

Godammit you guys, you got me sittin here choking on leftover pizza and Mt Dew.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

damn GL.. don't just sit there.. go grab a bottle of purple hair dye and shave your crotch... your wife is tired of the same ol you too !!!

 

[osugrad21]

Godammit you guys, you got me sittin here choking on leftover pizza and Mt Dew.

My original reply was "Your wife has good taste"

but then I realized the duality in that statement...

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

I want a redhead too.. so three times today I threw shrimp sauce in my wife's blonde hair .. she keeps kicking me and calling me names... something's not working here

 

[sandgk]

True redheads are blondes of the gods.

 

[buckzip]

Hardwood floors. Mine has ceramic tile.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

My wife is (was) a brunette... she came last week as a blonde. It's working out so far :)

 

[Alan]

I've always said that a smart wife will have at least 3 good wigs

 

[The KSB]

Hardwood floors...

watch out for dryrot.

With my wife being pregnant she has decided to settle on deep pile shag carpeting.

 

[exhawg]

My girlfriend had her hair dyed blonde and cut short when we started dating. I talked her into going back to her natural darker color and let it grow out. Looking back it seems like it isn't even the same girl.