my schedule today...

[BB73]

I think the word you are looking for is "Sexcapades" By the way, I used a lot more AC this month, so you can anticipate a higher bill. Just a little forewarning.

Thanks, but that was already anticipated. Things have been extremely hot here this afternoon!

 

[PrincessPeach]

You'd think he'd be sending the dry cleaning bill

Just remember... red wine stains. White... not so much.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Thanks, but that was already anticipated. Things have been extremely hot here this afternoon!

Don't use my cock-sock, whatever you do... It hasn't been cleaned in a month.

 

[BB73]

You'd think he'd be sending the dry cleaning bill

Part of the charade is that she cleans the sheets before he gets home. And the kitchen floor, the hallway carpeting, the dining room table, the shower stall, the couch in the living room, the stairway, the floor of the garage, the top of the washing machine........

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

That explains why my house resembles a glazed donut.

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

Thanks, but that was already anticipated. Things have been extremely hot here this afternoon!

Very HOT.. VERY hot indeed!

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

Just how many dinners do the little Buttockses get?

Apparently you do not know what it is to dine with the Munsters!

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Don't use my cock-sock, whatever you do... It hasn't been cleaned in a month.

Looks clean to me. Go figure.

 

[BB73]

Very HOT.. VERY hot indeed!

Don't forget to clean the keyboard, dear.

Sounds like a sticky situation.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Looks clean to me. Go figure.

That's not mine. Mine has a very different color scheme.

 

[BB73]

Looks clean to me. Go figure.

That's fitting for BKB, but not for me.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

That's fitting for BKB, but not for me.

Was it midgets or dwarfs?

 

[BB73]

Was it midgets or dwarfs?

My wife hangs around with 'little people', but she says that name's not proportionate for all body parts.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

and they have the strength of 10 men.

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

and they have the strength of 10 men.

NO SHIT!

Ok, this thread is getting dangerously close to causing me to think about clowns, next topic.....