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OH HSKR FAN

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She's cute. She has a habit of leaving her keys in the door lock. I reminded here once. It happened a second time. Wanted to tell her again but did not want to come across as creepy. You have that NW rapist running around town.


Scary stuff.
 
OH HSKR FAN;1336019; said:
She's cute. She has a habit of leaving her keys in the door lock. I reminded here once. It happened a second time. Wanted to tell her again but did not want to come across as creepy. You have that NW rapist running around town.


Scary stuff.
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Proooooooooooooove it
 
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You'll probably be able to sneak in her place at some point, since she leaves the key in the door all the time. Next time she does it, sneak in and grab some pictures. We need pictures, or this didn't happen. Just the way it works.

You could probably take some of her food too.
 
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3074326;1336046; said:
You'll probably be able to sneak in her place at some point, since she leaves the key in the door all the time. Next time she does it, sneak in and grab some pictures. We need pictures, or this didn't happen. Just the way it works.

You could probably take some of her food too.
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I agree. Break in and steal pictures...

....but have yourself photoshopped into the photos next to her and return them to their frames at night when she's sleeping.
 
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OH HSKR FAN;1336019; said:
She's cute. She has a habit of leaving her keys in the door lock. I reminded here once. It happened a second time. Wanted to tell her again but did not want to come across as creepy. You have that NW rapist running around town.


Scary stuff.
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To avoid the appearance of being creepy: When you knock on the door again don't be wearing a Scream mask and holding a large knife.:biggrin:

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Deety;1336058; said:
This is all great advice to help with the whole "not wanting to come across as creepy" thing. :lol:
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Seriously...when you knock on her door the second time just ask her if she wants you to keep notifying her when you see the keys in her door. If she says 'yes" I don't think you have a problem.
 
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