My Girlfriend's Christmas Present...

[XPetey]

Earlier I asked about getting finding a pair of gold pants to give to my girlfriend for Christmas. I wanted them to go along with this:

So far these are the names I've picked off:

Connor Smith 77
Todd Denlinger 92
Zach Domicone 16
Taylor Rice 32
Kieth Wells 94
BrandonSaine 3
JB Shugarts 76
Cameron Heyward 97
Spencer Smith 48
Devier Posey 8
Mike Adams 74
Willie Mobley 96
Josh Kerr 73
Jermale Hines 7
Aaron Pettrey 20
Brandon Smith 87
Chimdi Chekwa 5
Michael Brewster 50
Ray Small 82
Rocco Pentello 25
Beanie Wells 28
Nate Williams 43
Andre Amos 13
Jake Ballard 86
Boom Herron 1
Nic Dililli 81
Todd Boeckman 17
Devin Barclay 12
Grant Schwartz 6
Donnie Evage 30

:osu:

 

[mercer_buckeye]

This is what I got from your girlfriend:​

Just kidding! That is a kickass gift!​

 

[daddyphatsacs]

So...........

Whatever happened to a good old fashioned Pearl necklace?

 

[XPetey]

So...........

Whatever happened to a good old fashioned Pearl necklace?

I'm wracking my brain for a "better" gift to give her so I can keep this one

 

[Gatorubet]

This is what I got from your girlfriend:​

​

Just kidding! That is a kickass gift!​

Fra-gi-le?? Sounds Italian.

 

[daddyphatsacs]

I'm wracking my brain for a "better" gift to give her so I can keep this one

Look no further my friend. Chicks love a good set of pearls.

 

[Gatorubet]

Look no further my friend. Chicks love a good set of pearls.

The trick is knowing just the right time to yank on them.

 

[Best Buckeye]

Don't go overboard here, just buy her something cheap that has the Bucks on it. $2.00 soap dish or maybe a six pack of Milwaukee lite.

 

[Brutus1]

So...........

Whatever happened to a good old fashioned Pearl necklace?

Drink alot of water ahead of time and you can give her a double strand.

 

[X Buckeyes07 X]

Drink alot of water ahead of time and you can give her a double strand.

Awesome.

 

[BB73]

I bet you asked her for a belt with mistletoe on the buckle.

 

[Pryor2Posey]

I bet you asked her for a belt with mistletoe on the buckle.

 

[XPetey]

Funny story. I told you all that I had gotten her the football for Christmas. As it turns out, she got me the EXACT same thing. Same ball and all. Between the two of us we have every All American and All Big 10 performer plus about 45 other guys!

 

[seed702]

My girlfriends Christmas present was all wrapped up weeks ago, but the bow kept falling off in the shower.

 

[elliemae]

My girlfriends Christmas present was all wrapped up weeks ago, but the bow kept falling off in the shower.

Well if it keeps falling off perhaps you should make it smaller!
You know "downsize"!!