My Bitches

[Dolly Madison]

You'd think George would be more appreciative after you saved his painting during the burning of the White House. Well, you directed your slave to do it but still.

Well Cal, a bitch gotta do what a bitch gotta do.

 

[Calvin Coolidge]

Well Cal, a bitch gotta do what a bitch gotta do.

Ahhh, then perhaps you are ready to reconsider?

Not in your wildest dreams Cal.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

The Rough Ryder is here Bitches…..

Hey Dolly How you Doin…..

 

[Mike80]

I see that off-season festivities have already begun.

Just wait until Presidents Day

 

[George W. Bush]

I love lamp.

 

[Dolly Madison]

The Rough Ryder is here Bitches…..

Hey Dolly How you Doin…..

Well hey there Teddy! It's been a while.
Wanna climb MY hills again?

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Well hey there Teddy! It's been a while.
Wanna climb MY hills again?

Ready to go for a ride Dolly….if you know what I mean….

 

[Dolly Madison]

Ready to go for a ride Dolly….if you know what I mean….

You know I love a man with a "big stick"!

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

You know I love a man with a "big stick"!

Looking forward to filling those cakes Dolly….

 

[Monica Lewinski]

Cigars?
Cigarettes?

 

[Dolly Madison]

Looking forward to filling those cakes Dolly….

Oh Teddy, you're making my "frosting" all creamy!
This time though, try not to take an hour to untie my corset, it kinda spoils the mood.

 

[Calvin Coolidge]

Cigars?
Cigarettes?

Miss Lewinski, it's been some time. Gracie is off playing with that wretched raccoon again and has left me all alone. Care to soil another dress?

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Oh Teddy, you're making my "frosting" all creamy!
This time though, try not to take an hour to untie my corset, it kinda spoils the mood.

No worries Dolly, bringing the Bowie with me this time. I’m gonna cut that bitch off you and then tie you up with the shreds. You like being tied up right….

 

[Monica Lewinski]

Miss Lewinski, it's been some time. Gracie is off playing with that wretched raccoon again and has left me all alone. Care to soil another dress?

It would be my pleasure, my dear.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Hey @Monica Lewinski, just got back from San Juan Hill. You know those Cubans are renowned for their leaf. I learned how to roll a tight cigar while there.

Just sayin if your playin…