Mum. the bear is eating me.

[scooter1369]

http://www.news.com.au/world/help-mum-the-bear-is-eating-me-teens-desperate-000-call/story-e6frfkyi-1226117176758

A DISTRAUGHT mother listened on a mobile phone as her teenage daughter was eaten alive by a brown bear and its three cubs.

Olga Moskalyova, 19, gave an horrific hour-long running commentary on her own death in three separate calls as the wild animals mauled her.

Holy Fuck

 

[Diego-Bucks]

That's horrible. Absolutely horrible.

 

[Saw31]

Jesus!

 

[FrancisSoyer]

Fucking brutal. Feel really bad for the mom.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

That would be a "10" on the pain scale.

 

[Muck]

Women.

They won't get off their damn phones even WHILE BEING EATEN ALIVE BY A BEAR!

 

[Zurp]

Olga Moskalyova, 19, gave an horrific hour-long running commentary on her own death in three separate calls as the wild animals mauled her.

Does it really take an hour for a bear and three cubs to kill a person?

 

[Gatorubet]

I bet there are some wicked roaming charges too...

 

[BB73]

Women.

They won't get off their damn phones even WHILE BEING EATEN ALIVE BY A BEAR!

Give her a break - she had so many minutes on her calling plan, and only used the bear minimum.









When it comes to bad puns, I'm a grizzly veteran, even though they can be polarizing. It's too bad there aren't any pictures, since it was a Kodiak moment. I apologize for the poor taste, if anybody's having lunch, go back to your bear claw.

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B460wH8gA"]Sometimes the Bar eats you! - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Saw31]

Give her a break - she had so many minutes on her calling plan, and only used the bear minimum.









When it comes to bad puns, I'm a grizzly veteran, even though they can be polarizing. It's too bad there aren't any pictures, since it was a Kodiak moment. I apologize for the poor taste, if anybody's having lunch, go back to your bear claw.

You really mauled these puns man...

 

[Gatorubet]

If you are fishing in the wilds of the extreme east of Siberia, you need to carry a shotgun with you, or at least this:
http://www.ruger.com/products/superRedhawkAlaskan/models.html

 

[FrancisSoyer]

.223 vs .50 Beowulf

I'd go with the Alexander Arms .50 Beowulf - used to disable vehicles in the military (among other things). Should stop a bear in it's tracks.

/Gun thread?

 

[Gatorubet]

What does it cost?










...to get the end of the gun surgically removed from your shoulder after firing it, I mean

 

[AKAK]

If you are fishing in the wilds of the extreme east of Donna Shalala's office, you need to carry a shotgun with you, or at least this:
http://www.ruger.com/products/superRedhawkAlaskan/models.html

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