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Movies so bad you can watch them over and over again...

Honorable mentions: The Beastmaster and Conan the Destroyer

5) The Avengers- Sean Connery is soooooooo awful in this. His one liners are the stuff of legend...by that I mean they're terrible. It always makes me laugh, plus Uma Thurman is incredibly hot in it.

4) Daredevil- "I missed?! I never miss!" Good god...there isn't one decent scene in this entire crapfest, but I can't turn away!

3) Starship Troopers- Good Violence + Good Nudity + Doogie Howser MD= classic

2) Robocop 1, 2, & 3- They get progressively worse until they're so bad they're be outlawed by the new torture ban.

1) Repo Man- Emilio Estevez's best film ever. If you haven't seen it, stop whatever you're doing right now, drive to the video store, rent it, and then thank me later. It's a f'ing classic.
 
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AAAAAAAUGHH!!!

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Stanley Spadowski: Life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta clean it out. You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop, a mop, it's not good enough. You gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. But if that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta stand right up. You gotta run to a window and say, "These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more."
 
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Stanley Spadowski: Life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta clean it out. You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop, a mop, it's not good enough. You gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. But if that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta stand right up. You gotta run to a window and say, "These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more."

R.J. Fletcher: This community means about as much to me...as a festering bowl of dog snot. You think I care about the pea-brained yokels of this town? If you took their combined I.Q., and multiplied it by a hundred, you might have enough intelligence to tie your shoe. If you didn't drool all over yourself first!

R.J. Fletcher: This is a TV studio! Not a home for irresponsible pus-brains!
 
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R.J. Fletcher: This community means about as much to me...as a festering bowl of dog snot. You think I care about the pea-brained yokels of this town? If you took their combined I.Q., and multiplied it by a hundred, you might have enough intelligence to tie your shoe. If you didn't drool all over yourself first!

R.J. Fletcher: This is a TV studio! Not a home for irresponsible pus-brains!

Raul: Not many people know this, but the turtle is nature's suction cup.
 
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