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Movie: The Lady in the Water

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This is the worst movie of all time. Val Kilmer as a blind, sensative, hockey playing, massage therapist. Still gives my nightmares.
 
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Geez, you guys aren't even beginning to scrape the bottom of bad movies. Let me remind folks, e.g., about "Anaconda", "Highlander 2: The Quickening", "Rocky V", "Melinda Melinda", "Superman IV: the Quest for Peace", whichever Star Trek movie it is in which Captain Kirk kills God . . .
 
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Jagdaddy said:
Geez, you guys aren't even beginning to scrape the bottom of bad movies. Let me remind folks, e.g., about "Anaconda", "Highlander 2: The Quickening", "Rocky V", "Melinda Melinda", "Superman IV: the Quest for Peace", whichever Star Trek movie it is in which Captain Kirk kills God . . .
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Highlander: Endgame, Battlefield Earth, Godfather 3, The Matrix Revolutions, Rocky 3.
 
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You people obviously never watched Rhonda Sheer and "USA UP....all night" for the worst movies back in the day. I remember one "Sci Fi" movie that for scenery used cardboard with nail polish bottles glued on it...with the labels still on them.
 
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Bucklion said:
You people obviously never watched Rhonda Sheer and "USA UP....all night" for the worst movies back in the day. I remember one "Sci Fi" movie that for scenery used cardboard with nail polish bottles glued on it...with the labels still on them.
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I don't count true intentionally bad or $400 budget "B" movies in bad movie analysis. I once saw an MST 3000 flick that actually spliced in old "Battlestar Galactica" clips (of Vipers flying and such) even though the movie had nothing to do with "Battlestar Galactica". Some the Skinemax dry hump porn is surely worse than the movies I named too, but I'm not counting that kind of stuff either.
 
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Anyone ever see Fear of a Black Hat? The guy that wrote, directed and stared in the movie also wrote and directed the Chappelle Show

Here's a brief synopsis
A mockumentary chronicling the rise and fall of a not particularly talented--or particularly bright but always controversial--1990s hip-hop group, NWH (Niggaz with Hats).

Ice Cold: Over here we got some perpetrators - a bunch of Ice Wannabes. See, Ice Cold, I'm the man, but we got Ice Tray, Ice Coffee, Ice Water, Iceberg, Ice Cup, Icebox. I mean it gets real ridiculous when people tryin' to bite your style, you know what I'm sayin'? But, hey, that's the way it is, it's the rap world.

:slappy: :slappy: :slappy:
 
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BayBuck said:
The movie deemed by MST3K as the worst ever:

MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE

http://imdb.com/title/tt0060666/
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Very worthy entry

how bout

Blood Sucking Freaks (1976)

In the movie, the main character, Master Sardu (played by Seamus O'Brien) runs a theatre of the macabre, specializing in S&M and killing people on stage, while pretending it is only a trick that is part of the show. Containing a mix of naked women, midgets, excessive torture, and women eating ears.
 
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